Now it’s only fit for the bin
But to bin it would be a real sin
It’s my favourite, you see
Now it’s only fit for the bin
But to bin it would be a real sin
It’s my favourite, you see
My best negligee
Now it’s only fit for the bin
But to bin it would be a real sin
It’s my favourite, you see
My best negligee
A pressie from my friend Lyn.
With September nearly gone
With September now nearly gone
Soon need those winter drawers on
With September now nearly gone
Soon need those winter drawers on
'Cos there’s a chill in the air
With September now nearly gone
Soon need those winter drawers on
'Cos there’s a chill in the air
And we now must prepare
With September now nearly gone
Soon need those winter drawers on
'Cos there’s a chill in the air
And we now must prepare
For what weather we’ll have anon
Old Percy went out for a stroll
Old Percy went out for a stroll
But, alas, he fell down a manhole
Old Percy went out for a stroll
But alas he fell down a manhole
He shouted out loud
Old Percy went out for a stroll
But alas he fell down a manhole
He shouted out loud
To the nearby crowd
Old Percy went out for a stroll
But alas he fell down a manhole
He shouted out loud
To the nearby crowd
"I’m ok! I fell on a Mole!
A cheer went up from the crowd
A cheer went up from the crowd
Who noticed Percy was well endowed
A cheer went up from the crowd
Who noticed Percy was well endowed
His jeans were torn off
A cheer went up from the crowd
Who noticed Percy was well endowed
His jeans were torn off
And when he started to cough
A cheer went up from the crowd
Who noticed Percy was well endowed
His jeans were torn off
And when he started to cough
People gawped and gasped out loud.
It bought tears to one lady’s eyes
It brought tears to one lady’s eyes
You could tell it was such a surprise
It brought tears to one lady’s eyes
You could tell it was such a surprise
It had been quite a while
It brought tears to one lady’s eyes
You could tell it was such a surprise
It had been quite a while
And she started to smile
It brought tears to one lady’s eyes
You could tell it was such a surprise
It had been quite a while
And she started to smile
As Percy tried to grab his Levi’s.
By now quite a crowd were there
By now quite a crowd were there
But alas, Percy’s parts were all bare