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3341

It’s been another peach of a day
And all that I wanted to say
Was enjoy while it lasts
Cos tomorrow summer’s passed

3342

It’s been another peach of a day
And all that I wanted to say
Was enjoy while it lasts
Cos tomorrow summer’s passed
And the cold nights are on their way.

I don’t like the dark and the cold

3343

I don’t like the dark and the cold
Especially as I’m now getting old

3344

I don’t like the dark and the cold
Especially as I’m now getting old
So I’m staying in the warm

3345

I don’t like the dark and the cold
Especially as I’m now getting old
So I’m staying in warm
And I’ll come to no harm

3346

don’t like the dark and the cold
Especially as I’m now getting old
So I’m staying in warm
And I’ll come to no harm
'Cos going out is for the bold!

The rain lashed and the wind blew

3347

The rain lashed and the wind blew
It must be time for a steaming hot stew

3348

The rain lashed and the wind blew
It must be time for a steaming hot stew
With large chunks of meat

3349

The rain lashed and the wind blew
It must be time for a steaming hot stew
With big chunks of meat
And the fire at my feet

3350

The rain lashed and the wind blew
It must be time for a steaming hot stew
With big chunks of meat
And the fire at my feet
And a mug of my favourite brew.

Then time for my nice cosy bed

3351

Then time for my nice cosy bed
With a glass of wine, maybe red

3352

Then time for my nice cosy bed
With a glass of wine, maybe red
Then a ten minute read

3353

Then time for my nice cosy bed
With a glass of wine, maybe red
Then a ten minute read
On that were agreed

3354

Then time for my nice cosy bed
with a glass of wine , maybe red
Then a ten minute read
On that we’re agreed
Then I might have a whisky instead

I woke with a start before dawn

3355

I woke with a start before dawn
Then realised my nightie was torn

3356

I woke with a start before dawn
Then realised my nightie was torn
What happened last night

3357

I woke with a start before dawn
Then realised my nightie was torn
What happened last night
Did I have a fright

(Morning Paula :-))

3358

I woke with a start before dawn
Then realised my nightie was torn
What happened last night
Did I have a fright
When I heard that blasted car’s horn

Afternoon Mups

Now it’s only fit for the bin

3359

To late

3360

Now it’s only fit for the bin
But to bin it would be a real sin