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He thought to look further afield
So made sure he kept his eyes peeled
He looked left and right
But try as he might
There was no one who really appealed

was he destined to live all alone

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was he destined to live all alone
Feeling down gave out a groan

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Was he destined to live all alone
Feeling down he gave out a groan
It was heard by a wench

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Was he destined to live all alone
Feeling down he gave out a moan
It was heard by a wench
Sitting on a park bench

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Was he destined to live all alone
Feeling down he gave out a moan
It was heard by a wench
Sitting on a park bench
Who gave an excited groan.

She slid to the end of the seat

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She slid to the end of the seat
where their hands just happened to meet

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She slid to the end of the seat
Where their hands just happened to meet
They gazed at each other

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She slid to the end of the seat
where their hands just happened to meet
They gazed at each other
Like sister and brother

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She slid to the end of the seat
where their hands just happened to meet
They gazed at each other
Like sister and brother
And She said do you fancy a treat

Stans blood pressure leapt to a high

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Stans blood pressure leapt to a high
As he caught a glimpse of her thigh

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Stans blood pressure leapt to a high
as he caught a glimpse of her thigh
Then she opened her bag

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Stans blood pressure leapt to a high
as he caught a glimpse of her thigh
Then she opened her bag
And lit up a fag

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Stans blood pressure leapt to a high
as he caught a glimpse of her thigh
Then she opened her bag
And lit up a fag
Repulsed, Stan gave a deep sigh

Smokers I cannot abide

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Smokers I cannot abide
Donā€™t they realise many people have died?

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Smokers I cannot abide
Donā€™t they realise many people have died?
Does she give a toss

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Smokers I cannot abide
Donā€™t they realise many people have died?
Does she give a toss
If not, thatā€™s her loss

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Smokers I cannot abide
Donā€™t they realise many people have died?
Does she give a toss
If not thatā€™s her loss
Another case of sheer self denied.

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Itā€™s been another peach of a day

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Itā€™s been another peach of a day
And all that I wanted to say

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Itā€™s been another peach of a day
And all that I wanted to say
Was enjoy while it lasts