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3301

Lil smiled and gave Stan a wink
Do you wanna go for a drink
Why not said she
Meet me by the ash tree
I’m on to a winner I think

Lil was dressed up to the nines

3302

Lil was dressed up to the nines
Though her wardrobe was a bit in decline

3303

Lil was dressed up to the nines
Though her wardrobe was a bit in decline
She pouted her lips

3304

Lil was dressed up to the nines
Though her wardrobe was a bit in decline
She pouted her lips
And waggled her hips

3305

Lil was dressed up to the nines
Though her wardrobe was a bit in decline
She pouted her lips
And waggled her hips
So decided she looked just fine.

By the Ash tree she waited so long

3306

By the Ash tree she waited so long
She heard a bird singing a song

3307

By the Ash tree she waited so long
She heard a bird singing a song
But where was her date

3308

BY the Ash tree she waited so long
She heard a bird singing a song
But where was her date
Had she turned up late

3309

BY the Ash tree she waited so long
She heard a bird singing a song
But where was her date
Had she turned up late
Did he know she was wearing a thong

Now old Stan was a bit of a lad

3310

Now old Stan was a bit of a lad
And many a date he’d had

3311

Now old Stan was a bit of a lad
And many a date he’d had
But never before

3312

Now old Stan was a bit of a lad
And many a date he’d had
But never before
Had he dated a whore

3313

Now old Stan was a bit of a lad
And many a date he’d had
But never before
Had he dated a whore
But I bet he wished that he had

He’d have to tread softly this time

3314

He’d have to tread softly this time
He rushed as he heard the clock chime

3315

He’d have to tread softly this time
He rushed as he heard the clock chime
At ten pounds a go

3316

He’d have to tread softly this time
He rushed as he heard the clock chime
At ten pounds a go
Whether wind rain or snow

3317

He’d have to tread softly this time
He rushed as he heard the clock chime
At ten pounds a go
Whether wind rain or snow
Because the woman was well past her prime

He thought to look further afield

3318

He thought to look further afield
So made sure he kept his eyes peeled

3319

He thought to look further afield
So made sure he kept his eyes peeled
He looked left and right

3320

He thought to look further afield
So made sure he kept his eyes peeled
He looked left and right
But try as he might