Limericks. (New)

So he opened a bottle of wine
Inebriated, she might give a sign

So he opened a bottle of wine
Inebriated, she might give a sign
But alas she was TT

So he opened a bottle of wine
Inebriated, she might give a sign
But alas she was TT
Deciding to stay free

So he opened a bottle of wine
Inebriated, she might give a sign
But alas she was TT
Deciding to stay free
But at least Russ didn’t pine.

Meanwhile Lil put a card in the shop

Meanwhile Lil put a card in the shop
That was seen by an off duty cop

Meanwhile Lil put a card in the shop
That was seen by an off duty cop
He knew Lil by repute

Meanwhile Lil put a card in the shop
That was seen by an off duty cop
He knew Lil by repute
And she was far from cute

Meanwhile Lil put a card in the shop
That was seen by an off duty cop
He knew Lil by repute
And she was far from cute
But she really could cook a nice chop

So off to the butcher ran

So off to the butcher ran
And behind the counter was Stan

So off to the butcher ran
And behind the counter was Stan
A big strapping lad was he

So off to the butcher ran
And behind the counter was Stan
A big strapping lad was he
Built like an old Oak tree

So off to the butcher ran
And behind the counter was Stan
A big strapping lad was he
Thought Lil he’ll do for me

So off to the butcher ran
And behind the counter was Stan
A big strapping lad was he
Built like an old Oak tree
A fine speciman of man.

(sorry Tez, I had already posted) :slight_smile:

Our Lil was waiting outside

(sorry Tez, I had already posted) … my fault should get off to specsavers.

Our Lil was waiting outside
Dreaming of being a bride

Our Lil was waiting outside
Dreaming of being a bride
She loved wedding cake

Our Lil was waiting outside
Dreaming of being a bride
She loved wedding cake
So was on the make

Our Lil was waiting outside
Dreaming of being a bride
She loved wedding cake
So was on the make
No one could say she’s not tried.

Lil smiled and gave Stan a wink

Lil smiled and gave Stan a wink
Do you wanna go for a drink

Lil smiled and gave Stan a wink
Do you wanna go for a drink
Why not said she

Lil smiled and gave Stan a wink
Do you wanna go for a drink
Why not said she
Meet me by the Ash tree