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So he opened a bottle of wine
Inebriated, she might give a sign

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So he opened a bottle of wine
Inebriated, she might give a sign
But alas she was TT

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So he opened a bottle of wine
Inebriated, she might give a sign
But alas she was TT
Deciding to stay free

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So he opened a bottle of wine
Inebriated, she might give a sign
But alas she was TT
Deciding to stay free
But at least Russ didn’t pine.

Meanwhile Lil put a card in the shop

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Meanwhile Lil put a card in the shop
That was seen by an off duty cop

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Meanwhile Lil put a card in the shop
That was seen by an off duty cop
He knew Lil by repute

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Meanwhile Lil put a card in the shop
That was seen by an off duty cop
He knew Lil by repute
And she was far from cute

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Meanwhile Lil put a card in the shop
That was seen by an off duty cop
He knew Lil by repute
And she was far from cute
But she really could cook a nice chop

So off to the butcher ran

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So off to the butcher ran
And behind the counter was Stan

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So off to the butcher ran
And behind the counter was Stan
A big strapping lad was he

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So off to the butcher ran
And behind the counter was Stan
A big strapping lad was he
Built like an old Oak tree

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So off to the butcher ran
And behind the counter was Stan
A big strapping lad was he
Thought Lil he’ll do for me

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So off to the butcher ran
And behind the counter was Stan
A big strapping lad was he
Built like an old Oak tree
A fine speciman of man.

(sorry Tez, I had already posted) :slight_smile:

Our Lil was waiting outside

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(sorry Tez, I had already posted) … my fault should get off to specsavers.

Our Lil was waiting outside
Dreaming of being a bride

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Our Lil was waiting outside
Dreaming of being a bride
She loved wedding cake

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Our Lil was waiting outside
Dreaming of being a bride
She loved wedding cake
So was on the make

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Our Lil was waiting outside
Dreaming of being a bride
She loved wedding cake
So was on the make
No one could say she’s not tried.

Lil smiled and gave Stan a wink

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Lil smiled and gave Stan a wink
Do you wanna go for a drink

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Lil smiled and gave Stan a wink
Do you wanna go for a drink
Why not said she

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Lil smiled and gave Stan a wink
Do you wanna go for a drink
Why not said she
Meet me by the Ash tree