Limericks. (New)

Russ asked to see Daisy again
He would take her out for Champagne
Then a meal of Chow Mein

Russ asked to see Daisy again
He would take her out for Champagne
Then a meal of Chow Mein
And two tickets to Spain

Russ asked to see Daisy again
He would take her out for Champagne
Then a meal of Chow Mein
And two tickets to Spain
But Daisy said “No thanks, I’ll refrain.”

I don’t think you’re really my style

I don’t think you’re really my style
So I’ll come back to you in a while

I don’t think you’re really my style
So I’ll come back to you in a while
Russ’s pride was well dented

I don’t think you’re really my style
So I’ll come back to you in a while
Russ’s pride was well dented
So his frustration he vented

don’t think you’re really my style
So I’ll come back to you in a while
Russ’s pride was well dented
His frustration he vented

Sorry, Barry just beat you, Tango. :slight_smile:

I don’t think you’re really my style
So I’ll come back to you in a while
Russ’s pride was well dented
So his frustration he vented
And he left, without a smile.

Russ felt lonely back at his house

Russ felt lonely back at his house
And sat down drinking some Famous Grouse.

Russ felt lonely back at his house
And sat down drinking some Famous Grouse
He sat deep in thought

Russ felt lonely back at his house
And sat down drinking some Famous Grouse
He sat deep in thought,
While hatching a plot

Russ felt lonely back at his house
And sat down drinking some Famous Grouse
He sat deep in thought,
While hatching a plot
To get himself a nice spouse.

For his last wife ran off with his mate

For his last wife ran off with his mate
So Unlucky in love seemed his fate

For his last wife ran off with his mate
So Unlucky in love seemed his fate
But as luck would have it

For his last wife ran off with his mate
So Unlucky in love seemed his fate
But as luck would have it
A new neighbour was ‘fit’

For his last wife ran off with his mate
So Unlucky in love seemed his fate
But as luck would have it
A new neighbour was ‘fit’
And so Russ approached her for a date

“I’m really looking for a man of wealth”

“I’m really looking for a man of wealth”
One not too fussy about health

“I’m looking for a man of wealth”
not too fussy about his health
Russ wasn’t to sure

I’m looking for a man of wealth
not too fussy about his health
Russ wasn’t to sure
She clearly wasn’t demure

I’m looking for a man of wealth
not too fussy about his health
Russ wasn’t to sure
She clearly wasn’t demure
Thought Russ, I’ll try it by stealth.

So he opened a bottle of wine