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Russ asked to see Daisy again
He would take her out for Champagne
Then a meal of Chow Mein

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Russ asked to see Daisy again
He would take her out for Champagne
Then a meal of Chow Mein
And two tickets to Spain

3263

Russ asked to see Daisy again
He would take her out for Champagne
Then a meal of Chow Mein
And two tickets to Spain
But Daisy said “No thanks, I’ll refrain.”

I don’t think you’re really my style

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I don’t think you’re really my style
So I’ll come back to you in a while

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I don’t think you’re really my style
So I’ll come back to you in a while
Russ’s pride was well dented

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I don’t think you’re really my style
So I’ll come back to you in a while
Russ’s pride was well dented
So his frustration he vented

3267

don’t think you’re really my style
So I’ll come back to you in a while
Russ’s pride was well dented
His frustration he vented

3268

Sorry, Barry just beat you, Tango. :slight_smile:

I don’t think you’re really my style
So I’ll come back to you in a while
Russ’s pride was well dented
So his frustration he vented
And he left, without a smile.

Russ felt lonely back at his house

3269

Russ felt lonely back at his house
And sat down drinking some Famous Grouse.

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Russ felt lonely back at his house
And sat down drinking some Famous Grouse
He sat deep in thought

3271

Russ felt lonely back at his house
And sat down drinking some Famous Grouse
He sat deep in thought,
While hatching a plot

3272

Russ felt lonely back at his house
And sat down drinking some Famous Grouse
He sat deep in thought,
While hatching a plot
To get himself a nice spouse.

For his last wife ran off with his mate

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For his last wife ran off with his mate
So Unlucky in love seemed his fate

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For his last wife ran off with his mate
So Unlucky in love seemed his fate
But as luck would have it

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For his last wife ran off with his mate
So Unlucky in love seemed his fate
But as luck would have it
A new neighbour was ‘fit’

3276

For his last wife ran off with his mate
So Unlucky in love seemed his fate
But as luck would have it
A new neighbour was ‘fit’
And so Russ approached her for a date

“I’m really looking for a man of wealth”

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“I’m really looking for a man of wealth”
One not too fussy about health

3278

“I’m looking for a man of wealth”
not too fussy about his health
Russ wasn’t to sure

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I’m looking for a man of wealth
not too fussy about his health
Russ wasn’t to sure
She clearly wasn’t demure

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I’m looking for a man of wealth
not too fussy about his health
Russ wasn’t to sure
She clearly wasn’t demure
Thought Russ, I’ll try it by stealth.

So he opened a bottle of wine