Limericks. (New)

Along came a big handsome man
He said - “Hi there, my name is Sam”
“Are ye dancing?” asked he

Along came a big handsome man
He said-“Hi there, my name is Sam”
" Are ye dancing?" asked he
Do you like what you see

Along came a big handsome man
He said-“Hi there, my name is Sam”
" Are ye dancing?" asked he
Do you like what you see
And can I take you for a wee dram?

Well , Nel didn’t have to think twice

Well , Nel didn’t have to think twice
'Cos the stranger seemed really quite nice

Well Nel didn’t have to think twice
Cos the stranger seemed really quite nice
Oh that would be fine

Well Nel didn’t have to think twice
Cos the stranger seemed really quite nice
Oh that would be fine
And perhaps we could dine?

Well Nel didn’t have to think twice
Cos the stranger seemed really quite nice
Oh that would be fine
And perhaps we could dine
And make mine a brandy and ice

Could this be the love of her life

Could this be the love of her life
She hoped he hadn’t got a wife

Could this be the love of her life
She hoped he hadn’t got a wife
Cos this was her last chance of love

Could this be the love of her life
She hoped he hadn’t got a wife
Cos this was her last chance of love
So Daisy gave her a shove

Could this be the love of her life
She hoped he hadn’t got a wife
Cos this was her last chance of love
So Daisy gave her a shove
And Nel married and moved up to fife

Poor daisy was now on her own

Poor Daisy was now on her own
They could only speak on the phone

Poor Daisy was now on her own
They could only speak on the phone
Then one day on the bus

Poor Daisy was now on her own
They could only speak on the phone
Then one day on the bus
She met pensioner Russ

Poor Daisy was now on her own
They could only speak on the phone
Then one day on the bus
She met pensioner Russ
Who she invited for tea at her home.

“One lump or two” asked Daisy with a grin

“One lump or two” asked Daisy with a grin
"Or are you partial to a wee drop of Gin?

“One lump or two” asked Daisy with a grin
“or are you partial to a wee drop of gin”
Some gin would be fine

“One lump or two” asked Daisy with a grin
“or are you partial to a wee drop of gin”
Some gin would be fine
Or a glass of white wine

“One lump or two” asked Daisy with a grin
“Or are you partial to a wee drop of gin”
Some gin would be fin
Or a glass of white wine
And a couple of snacks from the tin

Russ asked to see Daisy again

Russ asked to see Daisy again
He would take her our for Champaigne