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3221

He decided to give her a call
And put on his best sexy drawl
Whose that, said our Nel
Have you something to sell

3222

He decided to give her a call
And put on his best sexy drawl
Whose that, said our Nel
Have you something to sell
You sound like that man from Porthcawl.

Bill tried not to laugh, and said

3223

Bill tried not to laugh, and said
I can’t get you out of my head

3224

Bill tried not to laugh, and said
I can’t get you out of my head
“My love for you is true”

3225

Bill tried not to laugh, and said
I can’t get you out of my head
“My love for you is true”
“And if I cannot have you”

3226

Bill tried not to laugh, and said
I can’t get you out of my head
“my love for you is true”
"And if I cannot have you
I’ll just have to have Jeannie instead

That didn’t go down very well

3227

That didn’t go down very well
“You can get stuffed then” cried Nel

3228

That didn’t go down very well
"you can get stuffed then " cried Nel
I used to think you were nice

3229

That didn’t go down very well
"you can get stuffed then " cried Nel
I used to think you were nice
But now I have to think twice

3230

That didn’t go down very well
"you can get stuffed then " cried Nel
I used to think you were nice
But now I have to think twice
In fact you can go to hell!

3231

That didn’t go down very well
"you can get stuffed then " cried Nel
I used to think you were nice
But now I have to think twice
In fact - you can go to hell.

With that, Nel slammed the phone down

3232

With that, Nel slammed the phone down
Then went out for a night on the town

3233

With that, Nel slammed the phone down
Then went out for a night on the town
She met Daisy and Dawn

3234

With that, Nel slammed the phone down
Then went out for a night on the town
She met Daisy and Dawn
Although she felt worn

3235

With that, Nel slammed the phone down
Then went out for a night on the town
She met Daisy and Dawn
Although she felt worn
She put on her best shoes and gown.

Down the Palais was loud and hot

3236

Down the Palais was loud and hot
And onto the dance floor they’d trot

3237

Down the Palais was loud and hot
And onto the dance floor they’d trot
The music was loud

3238

Down the Palais was loud and hot
And onto the dance floor they’d trot
The music was loud
There was a big crowd

3239

Down the Palais was loud and hot
And onto the dance floor they’d trot
The music was loud
There was a big crowd
Nel got drunk and shouted a lot

Along came a big handsome man

3240

Along came a big handsome man
He said - “Hi there, my name is Sam”