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Would you like to redo that first line Mups

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Hah. Sorry Tezza.
Missed a word out. :slight_smile:

Then he thought heā€™d stop for some brunch

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Then he thought heā€™d stop for some brunch
He just fancied something with crunch

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Then he thought heā€™d stop for some brunch
He just fancied something with crunch
He had scrambled egg and beans

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Then he thought heā€™d stop for some brunch
He just fancied something with crunch
He had scrambled egg and beans
A combination quite obscene

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Then he thought heā€™d stop for some brunch
He just fancied something with crunch
He had scrambled egg and beans
A combination quite obscene
So then didnā€™t need any lunch.

Nel wanted to learn something new

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Nel wanted to learn something new
For mending, the best type of glue

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Nel wanted to learn something new
For mending, the best type of glue
When an advert she saw

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Nel wanted to learn something new
For mending, the best type of glue
When an advert she saw
For her new son in law

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Nel wanted to learn something new
For mending, the best type of glue
When an advert she saw
For her new son in law
Who was Telling us all what to do

So Nel went to get a new drill

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So Nel went to get a new drill
For a tooth, she needed to fill

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So Nel went to get a new drill
For a tooth, she needed to fill
She swigged a large glass of whisky

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So Nel went to get a new drill
For a tooth, she needed to fill
She swigged a large glass of whisky
That made her feel frisky

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So Nel went to get a new drill
For a tooth, she needed to fill
She swigged a large glass of whisky
That made her feel frisky
And she danced all night with old Bill

Now Bill had plans of his own

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Now Bill had plans of his own
As the seeds of lust were now sown

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Now Bill had plans of his own
as the seeds of lust were now sown
Should he ask for a date

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Now Bill had plans of his own
as the seeds of lust were now sown
Should he ask for a date
Or maybe just wait

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Now Bill had plans of his own
as the seeds of lust were now sown
Should he ask for a date
Or maybe just wait
Or just call her on the phone

He decided to give her a call

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He decided to give her a call
And put on his best sexy drawl

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He decided to give her a call
And put on his best sexy drawl
Whose that, said our Nel