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3181

He gave his new bellows a pump
Then heard an almighty thump

3182

He gave his new bellows a pump
Then heard an almighty thump
His horse kicked the door

3183

He gave his new bellows a pump
Then heard an almighty thump
His horse kicked the door
The smithy he swore

3184

He gave his new bellows a pump
Then heard an almighty thump
His horse kicked the door
The smithy he swore
That’s why he was known as ‘The Grump.’

An old man felt autumn was near

3185

An old man felt autumn was near
So out came his cold winter gear

3186

An old man felt autumn was near
So out came his cold winter gear
His long johns were old

3187

An old man felt autumn was near
so out came his cold winter gear
his long johns were old
they were covered in mould

3188

An old man felt autumn was near
So out came his cold winter gear
His long johns were old
They were covered in mould
And the arse of them hung out I fear

Out came the needle and thread

3189

Out came the needle and thread
And his sowing spread out on the bed

3190

Out came the needle and thread
And his sewing spread out on the bed
Shall I mend them, or what

3191

Out came the needle and thread
And his sewing spread out on the bed
Shall I mend them, or what
Maybe yes maybe not

3192

Out came the needle and thread
And his sewing spread out on the bed
Shall I mend them, or what
Maybe yes maybe not
Think I’ll just buy new ones instead

So off to the shops he went

3193

So off to the shops he went
To get some of his money spent

3194

So off to the shops he went
To get some of his money spent
But there was a queue

3195

So off to the shops he went
To get some of his money spent
But there was a queue
And he dare not push through

3196

So off to the shops he went
To get some of his money spent
But there was a queue
And he dare not push through
And he didn’t want his ear bent

At last, it was his turn to pay

3197

At last, it was his turn to pay
On the counter his cash he did lay

3198

At last it was his turn to pay
On the counter his cash he did lay
Have you got the right size

3199

At last it was his turn to pay
On the counter his cash he did lay
Have you got the right size
Only ‘medium’, is that wise?

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At last it was his turn to pay
On the counter his cash he did lay
Have you got the right size
Only ‘medium’, is that wise?
I think they’ll do me today.

Then he he’d stop for some brunch