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Then Bert woke with a start
He desperately wanted to fart

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Then Bert woke with a start
He desperately wanted to fart
His tummy did ache

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Then Bert woke with a start
He desperately wanted to fart
His tummy did ache
Heā€™d had to much cake

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Then Bert woke with a start
He desperately wanted a fart
His tummy did ache
Heā€™d had too much cake
And he felt like heā€™d swallowed a dart

Bertā€™s friend said Iā€™ll give you a pill

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Bertā€™s friend said Iā€™ll give you a pill
That should prevent you from being ill

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Bertā€™s friend said, Iā€™ll give you a pill
That should prevent you from being ill
If you take it at night

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Bertā€™s friend said, Iā€™ll give you a pill
That should prevent you from being ill
If you take it at night
To ease up your plight

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Bertā€™s friend said, Iā€™ll give you a pill
That should prevent you from being ill
If you take it at night
To ease up your plight
Then make you fart it will

But the following day it hadnā€™t worked

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But the following day it hadnā€™t worked
So by the loo all day he lurked

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But the following day it hadnā€™t worked
So by the loo all day he lurked
Then out of the blue

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But the following day it hadnā€™t worked
So by the loo all day he lurked
Then out of the blue
He needed the loo

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But the following day it hadnā€™t worked
So by the loo all day he lurked
Then out of the blue
He needed the loo
Felt much better as upwards he perked.

Sometimes in life you will find

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Sometimes in life you will find
Things become a bit of a bind

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Sometimes in life you will find
Things become a bit of a bind
Donā€™t give up hope

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Sometimes in life you will find
Things become a bit of a bind
Donā€™t give up hope
And then you will cope

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Sometimes in life you will find
Things become a bit of a bind
Donā€™t give up hope
And then you will cope
You canā€™t win ā€˜em all, never mind

The smithy was poking his fire

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The smithy was poking his fire
When he was overcome by desire

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The smithy was poking his fire
When he was overcome by desire
He craved cheese on toast

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The smithy was poking his fire
When he was overcome by desire
He craved cheese on toast
Followed by a Sunday roast

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The smithy was poking his fire
When he was overcome by desire
He craved cheese on toast
Followed by a Sunday roast
Something of which heā€™ll not tire

He gave his new bellows a pump