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Now Fay sounded nice
So he offered to cook for her, curry and rice
He said, Come round at 8
And bring your own plate
I really do need your advice.

So how can I help? asked our Fay

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Deleted, too lateā€¦ :blush:

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Oops! :smiley:

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EZ just beat you to it Barry. :slight_smile:

Now Fay sounded nice
So he offered to cook for her, curry and rice
He said, Come round at 8
And bring your own plate
I really do need your advice.

So how can I help? asked our Fay
As Bert seemed to have something to say

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So how can I help? asked our Fay
As Bert seemed to have something to say
But he stuttered and stalled, couldnā€™t spit it out

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So how can I help? asked our Fay
As Bert seemed to have something to say
But he stuttered and stalled, couldnā€™t spit it out
Then his bottom lip trembled and he started to pout

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So how can I help? asked our Fay
As Bert seemed to have something to say
But he stuttered and stalled, couldnā€™t spit it out
Then his bottom lip trembled and he started to pout
It seemed he would take all day.

In the end he burst out and said

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In the end he burst out and said
Thatā€™s it, iā€™m off to my bed

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In the end he burst out and said
Thatā€™s it, Iā€™m off to my bed
ā€œDo care to join me?ā€ he asked Fay

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In the end he burst out and said
Thatā€™s it, Iā€™m off to my bed
ā€œDo care to join me?ā€ he asked Fay
ā€œWhat do you think I am, an easy lay?ā€

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In the end he burst out and said
Thatā€™s it, iā€™m off to my bed
ā€œDo you care to join me?ā€ he asked Fay
ā€œWhat do you think I am, an easy lay?ā€
Well iā€™m told you are easily led.

Poor Fay went quite red in the face

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Poor Fay went quite red in the face
ā€œTo say Iā€™m easy is such a disgraceā€

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Poor Fay went quite red in the face
ā€œTo say Iā€™m easy is such a disgraceā€
He had such a nerve

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Poor Fay went quite red in the face
" To say iā€™m easy is such a disgrace"
He had such a nerve
But he was in lurve

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Poor Fay went quite red in the face
" To say iā€™m easy is such a disgrace"
He had such a nerve
But he was in lurve
And he just thought she was ace.

May fancied a day out at the zoo

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May fancied a day out at the zoo
So prepared his flask with a brew

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May fancied a day out at the zoo
So prepared his flask with a brew
May must be a man in a frock

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Oooer :blush: :lol: Your fault.

Judd fancied a day at the zoo
So prepared his flast with a brew

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His flast? You been drinking tonight or summat?

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Youā€™re not being a gentleman at all tonight Judsy!
Just get on with it man, and stop being so pernickity!

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Judd fancied a day at the zoo
So prepared his flask with a brew