There was a queue to get in
But were they ever let in?
Ken gave the bouncer some dosh
Their first dance was The Slosh
And Ken bought her a big double Gin.
As the evening wore on they drank more
As the evening wore on they drank more
Until eventually, they slid to the floor
As the evening wore on they drank more
Until eventually, they slid to the floor
Where they slept until dawn
As the evening wore on they drank more
Until eventually, they slid to the floor
Where they slept until dawn
But later that morn
As the evening wore on they drank more
Until eventually, they slid to the floor
Where they slept until dawn
But later that morn
The boss threw them out of the door.
Down the long steps they stumbled and fell
Down the long steps they stumbled and fell
Before they made for their hotel
Down the long steps they stumbled and fell
Before they made for their hotel
But who had the key?
Down the long steps they stumbled and fell
Before they made for their hotel
But who had the key?
Neither Val, nor he
Down the long steps they stumbled and fell
Before they made for their hotel
But who had the key?
Neither Val, nor he
So off they went to a motel
They finally got a room
They finally got a room
Which came with a dustpan and broom
They finally got a room
Which came with a dustpan and broom
For the rules on the door did state
They finally got a room
Which came with a dustpan and broom
For the rules on the door did state
Sweep up, and wash your plate
They finally got a room
Which came with a dustpan and broom
For the rules on the door did state
Sweep up, and wash your plate
Else find yourself in the courtroom!
Bert started his Laptop one day
Bert started his Laptop one day
But nobody wanted to play
Bert started his Laptop one day
But nobody wanted to play
So he searched for some chat
Bert started his Laptop one day
But nobody wanted to play
So he searched for some chat
Nothing special, just this and that
Bert started his Laptop one day
But nobody wanted to play
So he searched for some chat
Nothing special, just this and that
Then was messaged by someone called Fay.
Now Fay sounded rather nice
Now Fay sounded rather nice
So he offered to cook for her, curry and rice
Now Fay sounded rather nice
So he offered to cook for her, curry and rice
He said to “Come round at 8”
Now Fay sounded nice
so he offered to cook for her , curry and rice
he said , Come round at 8
and bring your own plate