Bert and Ken came to blows
Poor Ken got a busted nose
Bert got a broken arm
And wanted no further harm
But that’s the way it goes
Bert and Ken called a truce
Bert and Ken called a truce
Stopped alcohol, started on juice
Bert and Ken called a truce
Stopped alcohol, started on juice
They shook hands and parted
Bert and Ken called a truce
Stopped alcohol, started on juice
They shook hands and parted
But then the fun started!
Bert and Ken called a truce
Stopped alcohol, started on juice
They shook hands and parted
But then the fun started started!
Ken started playing fast and loose!
The following day, who could have guessed
The following day, who could have guessed
He bumped into an old flame, snazzily dressed
The following day, who could have guessed
He bumped into an old flame, snazzily dressed
His dreams of lust were instantly fired
The following day, who could have guessed
He bumped into an old flame, snazzily dressed
His dreams of lust were instantly fired
But, unfortunately, Flo was most uninspired
The following day, who could have guessed
He bumped into an old flame, snazzily dressed
His dreams of lust were instantly fired
But, unfortunately, Flo was most uninspired
Because of that, Ken became depressed.
He thought he might end it all
He thought he might end it all
And walked in the pub to start a brawl
He thought he might end it all
And walked in the pub to start a brawl
But there he met Val
He thought he might end it all
And walked in the pub to start a brawl
But there he met Val
An extremely tall gal
He thought he might end it all
And walked in the pub to start a brawl
But there he met Val
An extremely tall gal
And off they went to a ball.
Val put on her new frock
Val put on her new frock
Around about 7 o’clock
Val put on her new frock
Around about 7 o’clock
And Ken wore a suit
Val put on her new frock
Around about 7 O’clock
And Ken wore a suit
He called it his Zoot
Val put on her new frock
Around about 7 O’clock
And Ken wore a suit
He called it his Zoot
And they took a bottle of Hock.
There was a queue to get in
There was a queue to get in
But were they ever let in?
There was a queue to get in
But were they ever let in?
Ken gave the bouncer some dosh
There was a queue to get in
But were they ever let in?
Ken gave the bouncer some dosh
Their first dance was The Slosh