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Good luck was something new to Bert
If he gambled he would lose his shirt
But a letter through his door
Said Bert, you’re no longer poor
You’ve inherited a legacy from Kurt.

Now cousin Kurt had been a recluse

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Now cousin Kurt had been a recluse
Very rich, but not much use

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Now cousin Kurt had been a recluse
Very rich, but not much use
His next of kin was oor Ken

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Now cousin Kurt had been a recluse
Very rich, but not much use
His next of kin was oor Ken
Certainly a man amongst men!

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Now cousin Kurt had been a recluse
Very rich, but not much use
His next of kin was oor Ken
Certainly a man amongst men!
But our Bert was single and foot loose.

So Ken and Bert were to share

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So Ken and Bert were to share
Because said Ken, it was only fair

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So Ken and Bert were to share
Because said Ken, it was only fair
But when told the sum

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So Ken and Bert were to share
Because said Ken, it was only fair
But when told the sum
They both looked a bit glum

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So Ken and Bert were to share
Because said Ken, it was only fair
But when told the sum
They both looked a bit glum
As it would barely pay for their fare.

So with 50p each they went

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So with 50p each they went
To get their inheritance spent

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So with 50p each they went
To get their inheritance spent
But where to begin -
Drinks, gamble or sin?

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So with 50p each they went
To get their inheritance spent
But where to begin -
Drinks, gamble or sin?
Or maybe just pay their rent?

They spent the quid on beer

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They spent the quid on beer
2 straws in one glass brought no cheer

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They spent the quid on beer
2 straws in one glass brought no cheer
But Bert drank more than his share

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They spent the quid on beer
2 straws in one glass brought no cheer
But Bert drank more than his share
Did anyone really care?

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They spent the quid on beer
2 straws in one glass brought no cheer
But Bert drank more than his share
Did anyone really care?
Well they certainly would around here

Bert and Ken came to blows

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Bert and Ken came to blows
Poor Ken got a busted nose

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Bert and Ken came to blows
Poor Ken got a busted nose
Bert got a broken arm

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Bert and Ken came to blows
Poor Ken got a busted nose
Bert got a broken arm
And wanted no further harm