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Judd fancied a day at the zoo
So prepared his flask with a brew
His favourite espresso

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Judd fancied a day at the zoo
So prepared his flask with a brew
His favourite espresso
With no added sugar though

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Judd fancied a day at the zoo
So prepared his flask with a brew
His favourite espresso
With no added sugar though
He wanted to see a Gnu.

Then off he went on the bus
Where he spotted his old mate Gus

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Then off he went on the bus
Where he spotted his old mate Gus
“Fancy a pint” called Judd to his friend

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Then off he went on the bus
Where he spotted his old mate Gus
“Fancy a pint” called Judd to his friend
So off they went to ‘The World’s End’

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Then off he went on the bus
Where he spotted his old mate Gus
“Fancy a pint” called Judd to his friend
So off they went to ‘The World’s End’
But it was closed, and they didn’t half cuss.

So, undeterred, they went to the Swan

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So, undeterred, they went to the Swan
They’re thirst getting worse as time dragged on

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So, undeterred, they went to the Swan
They’re thirst getting worse as time dragged on
Gus ordered a pint at the bar

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So, undeterred, they went to the Swan
They’re thirst getting worse as time dragged on
Gus ordered a pint at the bar
But that didn’t go far

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So, undeterred, they went to the Swan
They’re thirst getting worse as time dragged on
Gus ordered a pint at the bar
But that didn’t go far
Because it was snatched away by his son.

But his lad was new to this drinking lark

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But his lad was new to this drinking lark
So on a bender, he daren’t embark

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But his lad was new to this drinking lark
So on a bender, he daren’t embark
But he took it slow

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But his lad was new to this drinking lark
So on a bender, he daren’t embark
But he took it slow
And went with the flow

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But his lad was new to this drinking lark
So on a bender, he daren’t embark
But he took it slow
And went with the flow
But the strength of the booze still left it’s mark.

Hungover next day he cursed the beer

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Hungover next day he cursed the beer
He had no head for drink, that was clear!

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Hungover next day, he cursed beer
he had no head for drink, that was clear
so he vowed to abstain

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Hungover next day, he cursed beer
he had no head for drink, that was clear
so he vowed to abstain
But he met his mate Wayne

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Hungover next day he cursed beer
he had no head for drink . that was clear
so he vowed to abstain
But he met his mate Wayne
And he hasn’t been sober all year.

A handsome young man down the street

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A handsome young man down the street
Wanted to be an athlete

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A handsome young man down the street
Wanted to be an athlete
So he trained every day