Limericks. (New)

[EZ_Rider]

Now the earl was a real ladies man
And this is where the story began

[Mups]

Now the earl was a real ladies man
And this is where the story began
He billed and he coo’d

[Twink55]

Now the earl was a real ladies man
And this is where the story began
He billed and he coo’d
And was sometimes quite rude

[EZ_Rider]

Now the earl was a real ladies man
And this is where the story began
He billed and he coo’d
And was sometimes quite rude
Oh well I guess San Fairy Ann. (whoever she was)

I’ve never known weather so hot

[Mups]

I’ve never known weather so hot
Whether we like it nor not

[EZ_Rider]

I’ve never know weather so hot
Whether we like it or not
It’s here for a while

[Barry]

I’ve never know weather so hot
Whether we like it or not
It’s here for a while
And I just had to smile

[EZ_Rider]

I’ve never known weather so hot
Whether we like it or not
It’s here for a while
And I just had to smile
Do I like it like that? Not a lot!

I need to get in a cool shower

[Judd]

I need to get in a cool shower
And it might take me an hour

[Mups]

I need to get in a cool shower
And it might take me an hour
Coa the water feels good

[Judd]

I need to get in a cool shower
And it might take me an hour
Cos the water feels good
Just as it should

[Mups]

I need to get in a cool shower
And it might take me an hour
Cos the water feels good
Just as it should
And I’ll be out in another half hour.

“Aah, that’s much better” he said

[EZ_Rider]

“Aah, that’s much better” he said
“Look at the time, I should be in bed!”

[Barry]

“Aah, that’s much better” he said
“Look at the time, I should be in bed!”
“But I’ve still not fed the cat”

[Mups]

“Aah, that’s much better” he said
“Look at the time, I should be in bed!”
“But I’ve still not fed the cat”
And I’ve got her some sprats

[Barry]

Aah, that’s much better" he said
“Look at the time, I should be in bed!”
“But I’ve still not fed the cat”
And I’ve got her some sprats
And she’ll give me hell if not fed.

But on his way to the kitchen he tripped

[Mups]

But on his way to the kitchen he tripped
Then trod in some water and slipped

[Judd]

But on his way to the kitchen he tripped
He fell on his bum
Then trod in some water and slipped

[Mups]

@Judd

But on his way to the kitchen he tripped
He fell on his bum
Then trod in some water and slipped

What are you doing,man?
I will rearrange it.

But on his way to the kitchen he tripped
Then trod in some water and slipped
He fell on his bum
Which quickly went numb

[Judd]

@Mups

What are you doing,man?
I will rearrange it.

But on his way to the kitchen he tripped
Then trod in some water and slipped
He fell on his bum
Which quickly went numb

I’m using my phone so sometimes strange things happen.