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2921

Heading off to the mine one morn
Well before the sun did dawn

2922

Heading off to the mine one morn
Well before the sun did dawn
I was wondering why

2923

Heading off to the mine one morn
Well before the sun did dawn
I was wondering why
There were no birds in the sky

2924

Heading off to the mine one morn
Well before the sun did dawn
I was wondering why
There were no birds in the sky
It was making me feel quite forlorn

So I sat there and had a wee weep

2925

So I sat there and had a wee weep
When I was approached by an amorous sheep

2926

So I sat there and had a wee weep
When I was approached by an amorous sheep
He started sniffing my ear

2927

So I sat there and had a wee weep
When I was approached by an amorous sheep
He started sniffing my ear
And I felt rather queer

2928

So I sat there and had a wee weep
When I was approached by an amorous sheep
He started sniffing my ear
And I felt rather queer
As he gazed into my eyes very deep.

It was unnerving to say the least

2929

It was unnerving to say the least
To be pursued by this amorous beast

2930

It was unnerving to say the least
To be pursued by this amorous beast
But Iā€™ve always loved a lamb chop

2931

It was unnerving to say the least
To be pursued by this amorous beast
But Iā€™ve always loved a lamb chop
So I warned him, if he didnā€™t stop . .

2932

It was unnerving to say the least
To be pursued by this amorous beast
But Iā€™ve always loved a lamb chop
So I warned him, if he didnā€™t stop . .
That he could soon become part of my feast.

I saw movement in a tent on the grass

2933

I saw movement in a tent on the grass
And a voice with a touch of class

2934

I saw movement in a tent on the grass
And a voice with a touch of class
But the closer I got

2935

I saw movement in a tent on the grass
And a voice with a touch of class
But the closer I got
I heard quite a lot

2936

I saw movement in a tent on the grass
And a voice with a touch of class
But the closer I got
I heard quite a lot
Which made it a bit of a farce.

I heard this guy say to this girl

2937

I heard this guy say to this girl
Do you fancy giving it a whirl?

2938

I heard this guy say to this girl
Do you fancy giving it a whirl?
Well she wasnā€™t too shy

2939

I heard this guy say to this girl
Do you fancy giving it a whirl?
Well she wasnā€™t too shy
So, with a glint in her eye

2940

I heard this guy say to this girl
Do you fancy giving it a whirl?
Well she wasnā€™t too shy
So, with a glint in her eye
She jumped into bed with the earl

Now the earl was a real ladies man