Sue could tell he felt very cross
But she couldn’t really give a toss
He was merely a man
Sue could tell he felt very cross
But she couldn’t really give a toss
He was merely a man
But with a beard and a tan
Sue could tell he felt very cross
But she couldn’t really give a toss
He was merely a man
But with a beard and a tan
But Sue already fancied her boss!
Sue’s boss said she could call him James
Sue’s boss said she could call him James
But only when they were playing sexy games
Sue’s boss said she could call him James
But only when they were playing sexy games
Cos his real name was Pete
Sue’s boss said she could call him James
But only when they were playing sexy games
Cos his real name was Pete
Who was never discreet
Sue’s boss said she could call him James
But only when they were playing sexy games
Cos his real name was Pete
Who was never discreet
And who always had an eye for the dames
Word about Pete soon got around
Word about Pete soon got around
So his good name was no longer sound
Word about Pete soon got around
So his good name was no longer sound
He said “Surely that’s libel?”
Word about Pete soon got around
So his good name was no longer sound
He said “Surely that’s libel?”
My behaviour is primal
Word about Pete soon got around
So his good name was no longer sound
He said"Surely that’s libel?"
My behaviour is primal
I will sue someone soon i’ll be bound!
Pete hired someone good with the law
Hi Twink
Pete hired someone good with the law
Erudite but a cmplete bore.
Pete hired someone good with the law
Erudite but a complete bore.
But aren’t these law bods always the same
Pete hired someone good with the law
Erudite but a complete bore
But aren’t these law bods always the same
Out to make money that’s the aim of their game
Pete hired someone good with the law
Erudite but a complete bore
But aren’t these law bods always the same
Out to make money that’s the aim of their game
So Pete left, and walked out the door.
When I went on my hols to Port Quin
When I went on my hols to Port Quin
I met someone who looked like my twin
When I went on my hols to Port Quin
I met someone who looked like my twin
With crooked nose and furrowed brow
When I went on my hols to Port Quin
I met someone who looked like my twin
With crooked nose and furrowed brow
I said “I think we’re related somehow”
When I went on my hols to Port Quin
I met someone who looked like my twin
With crooked nose and furrowed brow
I said “I think we’re related somehow”
Though I thought he looked very thin.
I asked him where he was born
I asked him where he was born
Braunston, he said with a yawn