Daisy sipped her small glass of Sherry
While eating a cake by Mary Berry
But the cake was too dry
And she didn’t know why
So instead she drank and got merry.
She started to think of the past
She started to think of the past
And that time she was tied to the mast
She started to think of the past
And that time she was tied to the mast
But before she knew it
She started to think of the past
And that time she was tied to the mast
But before she knew it
She again wanted to do it
She started to think of the past
And that time she was tied to the mast
But before she knew it
She again wanted to do it
For the pleasure she felt was unsurpassed! 
Two old friends sat on a bench
Two old friends sat on a bench
One was English, the other was French
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Two old friends sat on a bench
One was English, the other was French
One said “zut alors”
Two old friends sat on a bench
One was English, the other was French
One said “zut alors”
“I’m losing me drawers”
Two old friends sat on a bench
One was English, the other was French
One said “zut alors”
“I’m losing me drawers”
But in France that is not an offence!
Embarrassed, Pierre went quite red!
Embarrassed, Pierre went quite red!
Je ne comprends pas what you just said?
Embarrassed, Pierre went quite red!
Je ne comprends pas what you just said?
That’s perhaps just as well
Embarrassed, Pierre went quite red!
Je ne comprends pas what you just said?
It’s perhaps just as well
We anglaise do not tell!
Embarrassed, Pierre went quite red!
Je ne comprends pas what you just said?
It’s perhaps just as well
We anglaise do not tell!
“That’s just the way we are bred”
“Voulez vous une bierre” said Fred in best french
“Voulez vous une bierre” said Fred in best french
“Ma gorge a besoin d’un bain”, that is drench
Voulez vous une bierre" said Fred in best french
“Ma gorge a besoin d’un bain”, that is drench
“That’s too tough for me” said Fred
Voulez vous une bierre" said Fred in best french
“Ma gorge a besoin d’un bain”, that is drench
“That’s too tough for me” said Fred
“So I am now going to bed”
Voulez vous une bierre" said Fred in best french
“Ma gorge a besoin d’un bain”, that is drench
“That’s too tough for me” said Fred
“So I am now going to bed”
To dream of my favourite wench.
While on holiday in Wales I saw
While on holiday in Wales I saw
A man who looked like the traitor Haw Haw
While on holiday in Wales I saw
A man who looked like the traitor Haw Haw
But it turned out to be Ken Clarke