He wolf-whistled and gave Flo a wink
Then asked her out for a drink
She accepted, and said
He wolf-whistled and gave Flo a wink
Then asked her out for a drink
She accepted, and said
“It’s usually gin, but I’ll have a pint instead”
He wolf-whistled and gave Flo a wink
Then asked her out for a drink
She accepted, and said
“It’s usually gin, but I’ll have a pint instead”
“Cos gin makes my farts stink”
Billy thought, “She’s as common as muck!”
Billy thought, “She’s as common as muck!”
“Why do I always have such bad luck?”
Billy thought, “She’s as common as muck!”
“Why do I always have such bad luck?”
“But she’s a pretty young thing”
Billy thought, “She’s as common as muck!”
“Why do I always have such bad luck?”
“But she’s a pretty young thing”
“But shame about the nose ring”
Billy thought, “She’s as common as muck!”
“Why do I always have such bad luck?”
“But she’s a pretty young thing”
“But shame about the nose ring”
“And she’s surely had a nip and tuck”
But faint heart never wins fair lady
But faint heart never wins fair lady
Even those that are shady
But faint heart never wins fair lady
Even those that are shady
So they had a good drink
The jockey fell at the start
Right on his private part
He only had one
Just like Napoleon
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But faint heart never wins fair lady
Even those that are shady
So they had a good drink
And before you could blink
she did not behave like lady
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Hi Azure, can you do the first line of the next one for us please? 
Looks like we’ll have to carry on . . . .
When Bill Badger spotted the fox
When Bill Badger spotted the fox
He was flogging his wares down the docks
When Bill Badger spotted the fox
He was flogging his wares down the docks
He’d nicked chickens galore
When Bill Badger spotted the fox
He was flogging his wares down the docks
He’d nicked chickens galore
And acted like a whore
When Bill Badger spotted the fox
He was flogging his wares down the docks
He’d nicked chickens galore
And acted like a whore
By standing there just in his socks.
Daisy sipped her small glass of Sherry
Daisy sipped her small glass of Sherry
While eating a cake by Mary Berry
Daisy sipped her small glass of Sherry
While eating a cake by Mary Berry
But the cake was too dry
Daisy sipped her small glass of Sherry
While eating a cake by Mary Berry
But the cake was too dry
And she didn’t know why