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But Jack learned to be quick on his feet
So he legged it fast up the street
But Flo gave chase

2802

But Jack learned to be quick on his feet
So he legged it fast up the street
But Flo gave chase
Dressed in satin & lace

2803

But Jack learned to be quick on his feet
So he legged it fast up the street
But Flo gave chase
Dressed in satin & lace
Which in truth, was hardly discreet.

A crowd then gathered to watch the show

2804

A crowd then gathered to watch the show
As Jack was pursued by Flo

2805

A crowd then gathered to watch the show
As Jack was pursued by Flo
She cried “Why can’t we marry”

2806

A crowd then gathered to watch the show
As Jack was pursued by Flo
She cried “Why can’t we marry”
“Because I prefer Carrie”

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A crowd then gathered to watch the show
As Jack was pursued by Flo
She cried “Why can’t we marry”
“Because I prefer Carrie”
“So please take the hint and just go”

Dejected, Flo accepted her fate

2808

Dejected, Flo accepted her fate
But decided to look for another mate

2809

Dejected, Flo accepted her fate
But decided to look for another mate
So she signed up to Tinder

2810

Dejected, Flo accepted her fate
But decided to look for another mate
So she signed up to Tinder
And hoped nowt would hinder

2811

Dejected, Flo accepted her fate
But decided to look for another mate
So she signed up to Tinder
And hoped nowt would hinder
Her finding a new man to date.

Then along came a new man called Billy

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Then along came a new man called Billy (so tempting!)

Then along came a new man called Billy
Who had a fondness for chilli

2813

Then along came a new man called Billy
Who had a fondness for chilli
He liked anything hot

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Then along came a new man called Billy
Who had a fondness for chilli
He liked anything hot
“Just my type” Flo thought

2815

Then along came a new man called Billy
Who had a fondness for chilli
He liked anything hot
“Just my type” Flo thought
And wore her pink frock that was frilly.

Now Billy was a bit of a lad

2816

Now Billy was a bit of a lad
With behaviour that was usually bad

2817

Now Billy was a bit of a lad
With behaviour that was usually bad
He was brought up by his Mum

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Now Billy was a bit of a lad
With behaviour that was usually bad
He was brought up by his Mum
Which wasn’t much fun

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Now Billy was a bit of a lad
With behaviour that was usually bad
He was brought up by his Mum
Which wasn’t much fun
But he never knew his Dad.

He wolf-whistled and gave Flo a wink

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He wolf-whistled and gave Flo a wink
Then asked her out for a drink