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Twink55 · 25 July 2020 12:11

Flo was now getting free free coal & cream
And she felt she was living a dream
But they stopped her benefits

Barry · 25 July 2020 13:42

Flo was now getting free free coal & cream
And she felt she was living a dream
But they stopped her benefits
The rotten little twits

Mups · 25 July 2020 15:06

Flo was now getting free free coal & cream
And she felt she was living a dream
But they stopped her benefits
The rotten little twits
But how she’d enjoyed her scheme.

Whilst queueing outside B & Q

Judd · 25 July 2020 15:22

Whilst queueing outside B & Q
Flo saw a bloke she knew.

Barry · 25 July 2020 16:56

Whilst queueing outside B & Q
Flo saw a bloke she knew.
She waved and shouted “Hello Jack”

Twink55 · 25 July 2020 17:46

Whilst queueing outside B & Q
Flo saw a bloke she knew.
She waved and shouted "Hello Jack
I didn’t know you were back

Mups · 25 July 2020 21:32

Whilst queueing outside B & Q
Flo saw a bloke she knew.
She waved and shouted "Hello Jack
I didn’t know you were back
“How nice it is to see you.”

Jack quickly looked the other way

Judd · 25 July 2020 21:35

Jack quickly looked the other way
Because he didn’t know what to say

Mups · 25 July 2020 23:35

Jack quickly looked the other way
Because he didn’t know what to say
His wife stood there glaring

Judd · 26 July 2020 00:30

Jack quickly looked the other way
Because he didn’t know what to say
His wife stood there glaring
Because old Flo was staring

Twink55 · 26 July 2020 07:09

Jack quickly looked the other way
Because he didn’t know what to say
His wife stood there glaring
Because old Flo was staring
saying "he’s got me now, & wants me to stay.

The divorce was a messy affair

Last_Tango · 26 July 2020 08:48

The divorce was a messy affair
Their dirty linen to all was laid bare

Barry · 26 July 2020 10:10

The divorce was a messy affair
Their dirty linen to all was laid bare
But Jack’s wife had a cunning plan

Last_Tango · 26 July 2020 11:58

The divorce was a messy affair
Their dirty linen to all was laid bare
But Jack’s wife had a cunning plan
That would help her hold onto her man

Mups · 26 July 2020 13:09

The divorce was a messy affair
Their dirty linen to all was laid bare
But Jack’s wife had a cunning plan
That would help her hold onto her man
And keep him out of Flo’s lair.

Jack knew he’d now been found out

Last_Tango · 26 July 2020 14:02

Jack knew he’d now been found out
It’s time to choose, of that there’s no doubt

EZ_Rider · 26 July 2020 20:42

Jack knew he’d now been found out
It’s time to choose, of that there’s no doubt
It was going to be hard

Mups · 26 July 2020 20:42

Jack knew he’d now been found out
It’s time to choose, of that there’s no doubt
It was going to be hard
And one would be scarred

EZ_Rider · 26 July 2020 20:52

Jack knew he’d now been found out
It’s time to choose, of that there’s no doubt
It was going to be hard
And one would be scarred
And Jack knew he’d no doubt get a clout.

But Jack learned to be quick on his feet

Mups · 26 July 2020 21:32

But Jack learned to be quick on his feet
So he legged it fast up the street