One night as Nell rocked in her chair
Totally nude and without a care
She smiled as she thought
One night as Nell rocked in her chair
Totally nude and without a care
She smiled as she thought
Suppose I get caught
One night as Nell rocked in her chair
Totally nude and without a care
She smiled as she thought
Suppose I get caught
I would never live down the affair!
I would be so embarrassed thought Nell
I would be so embarrassed thought Nell
And my neighbours would give me hell
would be so embarrassed thought Nell
And my neighbours would give me hell
So Iād better be wise
would be so embarrassed thought Nell
And my neighbours would give me hell
So Iād better be wise
Especially given my size
I would be so embarrassed thought Nell
And my neighbours would give me hell
So Iād better be wise
Especially given my size
And try not to let such thoughts dwell.
When the postman knocked on Floās door
When the postman knocked on Floās door
He couldnāt believe what he saw
When the postman knocked on Floās door
He couldnāt believe what he saw
For the milkman stood there
When the postman knocked on Floās door
He couldnāt believe what he saw
For the milkman stood there
And was completely bare
When the postman knocked on Floās door
He couldnāt believe what he saw
For the milkman stood there
And was completely bare,
His letters and clothes strewn on the floor.
Blushing now, embarrassed and coy
Blushing now, embarrassed and coy
Milky felt as embarrassed as a young boy
Blushing now, embarrassed and coy
Milky felt as embarrassed as a young boy
But Flo had a big smile
Blushing now, embarrassed and coy
Milky felt as embarrassed as a young boy
But Flo had a big smile
As she plucked her clothes from the pile
Blushing now, embarrassed and coy
Milky felt as embarrassed as a young boy
But Flo had a big smile
As she plucked her clothes from the pile
And fished out her favourite sex toy.
She ran upstairs to get dressed
She ran upstairs to get dressed
While the milkman felt happy and blessed
She ran upstairs to get dressed
While the milkman felt happy and blessed
But the coalman liked Flo
She ran upstairs to get dressed
While the milkman felt happy and blessed
But the coalman liked Flo
And fancied a go
She ran upstairs to get dressed
While the milkman felt happy and blessed
But the coalman liked Flo
And fancied a go
So took off his pants & his vest.
Flo was now getting free free coal & cream
Flo was now getting free free coal & cream
And she felt she was living a dream