When Fred thought he’d have a lie in
He hadn’t expected Wilma to make such a din
She cussed and she swore
When Fred thought he’d have a lie in
He hadn’t expected Wilma to make such a din
She cussed and she swore
Repeatedly slammed the door
When Fred thought he’d have a lie in
He hadn’t expected Wilma to make such a din
She cussed and she swore
Repeatedly slammed the door
Then looked at Fred with a grin.
But the poor man wasn’t amused
But the poor man wasn’t amused
Because all the lights just fused
But the poor man wasn’t amused
Because all the lights just fused
So he yawned and got up
But the poor man wasn’t amused
Because all the lights just fused
So he yawned and got up
Streched just like a pup
But the poor man wasn’t amused
Because all the lights just fused
So he yawned and got up
Streched just like a pup
But still felt a trifle confused.
“Is it day or is it night”, he just didn’t know
“Is it day or is it night”, he just didn’t know
He didn’t know whether to come or go
“Is it day or is it night”, he just didn’t know
He didn’t know whether to come or go
Then as he got out of bed
“Is it day or is it night”, he just didn’t know
He didn’t know whether to come or go
Then as he got out of bed
Both of his legs went dead
“Is it day or is it night”, he just didn’t know
He didn’t know whether to come or go
Then as he got out of bed
Both of his legs went dead
And he fell and landed on Flo.
“Get off me this instant” screamed Flo
“Get off me this instant” screamed Flo
You great heavy lump of so and so
“Get off me this instant” screamed Flo
You great heavy lump of so and so
“I can’t”, says he
“Get off me this instant” screamed Flo
You great heavy lump of so and so
“I can’t”, says he
“I’m stuck y’see”
“Get off me this instant” screamed Flo
You great heavy lump of so and so
“I can’t”, says he
"I’m stuck y’see
And I think I’ve broken my toe.
Flo heaved the fat lump to one side
Flo heaved the fat lump to one side
Obese men she couldn’t abide!
Flo heaved the fat lump to one side
Obese men she couldn’t abide!
Broken toe or not
Flo heaved the fat lump to one side
Obese men she couldn’t abide!
Broken toe or not
Flo was in a tight spot
Flo heaved the fat lump to one side
Obese men she couldn’t abide!
Broken toe or not
Flo was in a tight spot
Till she booted his big fat hide.
One night as Nell rocked in her chair
One night as Nell rocked in her chair
Totally nude and without a care