I stopped to give him a lift
But the gear lever wouldn’t shift
So I asked John to help
I stopped to give him a lift
But the gear lever wouldn’t shift
So I asked John to help
But he let out such a yelp
I stopped to give him a lift
But the gear lever wouldn’t shift
So I asked John to help
But he let out such a yelp
So I gave him some cake as a gift
There once was a horse named Magoo
There once was a horse named Magoo
Who had the hots for a mare called Sue
(Hiya Dex) 
There once was a horse named Magoo
Who had the hots for a mare called Sue
Fine fetlocks she had
There once was a horse named Magoo
Who had the hots for a mare called Sue
Fine fetlocks she had
And beautiful eyes may I add
There once was a horse named Magoo
Who had the hots for a mare called Sue
Fine fetlocks she had
And beautiful eyes may I add
But then she came down with the flu.
For seven long days the fever came
For seven long days the fever came
Magoo had sneezed, so he got the blame
For seven long days the fever came
Magoo had sneezed, so he got the blame
But the fever broke, and before long
For seven long days the fever came
Magoo had sneezed, so he got the blame
But the fever broke, and before long
Sue and Magoo were getting it on
For seven long days the fever came
Magoo had sneezed, so he got the blame
But the fever broke, and before long
Sue and Magoo were getting it on
Magoo the stallion then became tame.
As Len sprawled on his sunbed outside
As Len sprawled on his sunbed outside
“What’s that smell” he said, " has something died?"
As Len sprawled on his sunbed outside
“What’s that smell” he said, " has something died?"
It was his feet
As Len sprawled on his sunbed outside
“What’s that smell” he said, " has something died?"
It was his feet
That didn’t smell sweet
As Len sprawled on his sunbed outside
“What’s that smell” he said, " has something died?"
It was his feet
That didn’t smell sweet
Which really dented his pride
So he bought some soap
So he bought some soap
Rose perfumed, on a rope
So he bought some soap
Rose perfumed, on a rope
So with soap in hand
So he bought some soap
Rose perfumed, on a rope
So with soap in hand
In the shower he did stand
So he bought some soap
Rose perfumed, on a rope
So with soap in hand
In the shower he did stand
His girlfriend said ‘There’s no hope.’
When Fred thought he’d have a lie in
When Fred thought he’d have a lie in
He hadn’t expected Wilma to make such a din