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2701

So I nicked his van
And I drove real fast, despite of my ban
The cops gave chase

2702

So I nicked his van
And I drove real fast, despite of my ban
The cops gave chase
But I went at a pace

2703

So I nicked his van
And I drove real fast, despite of my ban
The cops gave chase
But I went at a pace
And drove as fast as I can

Soon I left the cops behind

2704

Soon I left the cops behind
But the road to York I couldn’t find

2705

Soon I left the cops behind
But the road to York I couldn’t find
My petrol was low

2706

Soon I left the cops behind
But the road to York I couldn’t find
My petrol was low
Then it started to snow

2707

Soon I left the cops behind
But the road to York I couldn’t find
My petrol was low
Then it started to snow
But if caught I would be fined.

I then saw a woman thumbing a lift

2708

I then saw a woman thumbing a lift
And saw her skirt was coming adrift

2709

I then saw a woman thumbing a lift
And saw her skirt was coming adrift
And exposed her creamy white thighs

2710

I then saw a woman thumbing a lift
And saw her skirt was coming adrift
And exposed her creamy white thighs
And I tried to avert my eyes

2711

I then saw a woman thumbing a lift
And saw her skirt was coming adrift
And exposed her creamy white thighs
And I tried to avert my eyes
But try as I might, they wouldn’t shift.

The sight of those legs was driving me mad

2712

The sight of those legs was driving me mad
And giving me thoughts that were certainly bad

2713

The sight of those legs was driving me mad
And giving me thoughts that were certainly bad
So I just had to stop

2714

The sight of those legs was driving me mad
And giving me thoughts that were certainly bad
So I just had to stop
Looking at that stocking top

2715

The sight of those legs was driving me mad
And giving me thoughts that were certainly bad
So I just had to stop
Looking at that stocking top
But she shunned me and called me a Cad.

Disgruntled, I drove further on

2716

Disgruntled, I drove further on
By then, all my ardour had gone

2717

Disgruntled, I drove further on
By then, all my ardour had gone
I needed to eat

2718

Disgruntled, I drove further on
By then, all my ardour had gone
I needed to eat
And craved something sweet

2719

Disgruntled, I drove further on
By then, all my ardour had gone
I needed to eat
And craved something sweet
Then I saw my mate John.

I stopped to give him a lift

2720

I stopped to give him a lift
But the gear lever wouldn’t shift