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2681

“That didn’t go well, I need a new plan”
So I dressed like the King of Bhutan
Staff curtsied and bowed

2682

“That didn’t go well, I need a new plan”
So I dressed like the King of Bhutan
Staff curtsied and bowed
And greeted me loud

2683

“That didn’t go well, I need a new plan”
So I dressed like the King of Bhutan
Staff curtsied and bowed
And greeted me loud
As Mups sat outside in the van.

From my robes I produced a Salami

2684

From my robes I produced a Salami
But Mups just said I was barmy

2685

From my robes I produced a Salami
But Mups must just said I was barmy
“A Saveloy’s more the thing”

2686

From my robes I produced a Salami
But Mups just said I was barmy
“A Saveloy’s more the thing”
It’s just got lots more zing

2687

From my robes I produced a Salami
But Mups just said I was barmy
“A Saveloy’s more the thing”
It’s just got lots more zing
Then suddenly, in burst the Army.

I was cuffed, then thrown in their truck

2688

I was cuffed, then thrown in their truck
And that’s where I found some good luck

2689

I was cuffed, then thrown in their truck
And that’s where I found some good luck
On the floor was a key

2690

I was cuffed, then thrown in their truck
And that’s where I found some good luck
On the floor was a key
To my handcuffs you see

2691

I was cuffed, then thrown in their truck
And that’s where I found some good luck
On the floor was a key
To my handcuffs you see
So in a jiff I got myself unstuck.

I jumped out of the truck and ran

2692

I jumped out of the truck and ran
Then knocked down a poor old man

2693

I jumped out of the truck and ran
Then knocked down a poor old man
As I stopped to help

2694

I jumped out of the truck and ran
Then knocked down a poor old man
As I stopped to help
He let out a yelp

2695

I jumped out of the truck and ran
Then knocked down a poor old man
As I stopped to help
He let out a yelp
Then told me to get in his van.

I thought it a good place to hide

2696

I thought it a good place to hide
And also, I fancied a ride

2697

I thought it a good place to hide
And also, I fancied a ride
But when we got to Skegness

2698

I thought it a good place to hide
And also, I fancied a ride
But when we got to Skegness
He changed into a dress

2699

I thought it a good place to hide
And also, I fancied a ride
But when we got to Skegness
He changed into a dress
And joined in the march for Pride

So I nicked his van

2700

I thought it a good place to hide
And also, I fancied a ride
But when we got to Skegness
He changed into a dress
And joined in the march for Pride :lol:

So I nicked his van
And I drove real fast, despite of my ban