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2661

My turn to start another
Are you sure? Best ask your mother
So Judd wrote his line

2662

My turn to start another
Are you sure? Best ask your mother
So Judd wrote his line
Ma said it’s fine

2663

My turn to start another
Are you sure? Best ask your mother
So Judd wrote his line
Ma said it’s fine
But she couldn’t really tell one from the other.

Out in the garden, mowing the lawn

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Out in the garden, mowing the lawn
My neighbour asked " Why do it at dawn?"

2665

Out in the garden, mowing the lawn
My neighbour asked “Why do it at dawn?”
“Because I don’t like you!”

2666

Out in the garden, mowing the lawn
My neighbour asked “Why do it at dawn?”
“Because I don’t like you!”
“You belong in a zoo”

2667

Out in the garden, mowing the lawn
My neighbour asked “Why do it at dawn?”
“Because I don’t like you!”
“You belong in a zoo”
“Well it’s your mower that’s making me yawn!”

In the park I observed a nice boy

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In the park I observed a nice boy
Playing with a rather odd toy

2669

In the park I observed a nice boy
Playing with a rather odd toy
I asked what it was

2670

In the park I observed a nice boy
Playing with a rather odd toy
I asked what it was
But he ate it because

2671

In the park I observed a nice boy
Playing with a rather odd toy
I asked what it was
But he ate it because
He was frightened it could annoy!

Wearing my mask the other day

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Wearing my mask the other day
I thought. there must be an easier way

2673

Wearing my mask the other day
I thought. there must be an easier way
To rob a bank of it’s cash

2674

Wearing my mask the other day
I thought. there must be an easier way
To rob a bank of it’s cash
And be gone in a flash

2675

Wearing my mask the other day
I thought. there must be an easier way
To rob a bank of it’s cash
And be gone in a flash
So I’ll think it through, and try it today.

Into Natwest I strolled, stocking on head

2676

Into Natwest I strolled, stocking on head
And cosh made of lead

2677

Into Natwest I strolled, stocking on head
And cosh made of lead
But they tripped the alarm

2678

Into Natwest I strolled, stocking on head
And cosh made of lead
But they tripped the alarm
And sent a Gendarme

2679

Into Natwest I strolled, stocking on head
And cosh made of lead
But they tripped the alarm
And sent a Gendarme
So me seeing sense just fled.

“That didn’t go well, I need a new plan”

2680

“That didn’t go well, I need a new plan”
So I dressed like the King of Bhutan