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2641

As Ted sat nodding off in his chair
His missus came in and gave him a stare
Oh how he did snore
like Dongles, the bore,
With wind that polluted the air.

“I’m trading him in”, Deirdre thought

2642

“I’m trading him in”, Deirdre thought
So a new husband she sought

2643

“I’m trading him in”, Deirdre thought
So a new husband she sought
But first, this one must go

2644

" I’m trading him in" Deirdre thought
So a new husband she sought
But first, this one must go
And i’ve never felt so low

2645

" I’m trading him in" Deirdre thought
So a new husband she sought
But first, this one must go
And i’ve never felt so low
Poor Deidre felt rather frought.

So she sat down to think of a plan

2646

So she sat down to think of a plan
Could she ever really trust a man

2647

So she sat down to think of a plan
Could she ever really trust a man
He’d have to not snore

2648

So she sat down to think of a plan
Could she ever really trust a man
He’d have to not snore
And do the odd chore

2649

So she sat down to think of a plan
Could she ever really trust a man
He’d have to not snore
And do the odd chore
And have a nice friendly ‘clan.’

But Deirdre didn’t know where to start

2650

But Deirdre didn’t know where to start
How to find a nice man with a heart

2651

But Deirdre didn’t know where to start
How to find a nice man with a heart
So she looked on the net

2652

But Deirdre didn’t know where to start
How to find a nice man with a heart
So she looked on the net
'Cos it seemed a good bet

2653

But Deirdre didn’t know where to start
How to find a nice man with a heart
So she looked on the net
‘Cos it seemed a good bet
And now you can’ keep them apart.

2654

Next one please EZ? :slight_smile:

2655

My word, I forgot the next one.

2656

My word, I forgot the next one
Have I sat too long in the sun?

2657

My word, I forgot the next one
Have I sat too long in the sun?
Or maybe starting to show my age?

2658

My word, I forgot the next one
Have I sat too long in the sun?
Or maybe starting to show my age?
Just forgot to turn the page

2659

My word, I forgot the next one
Have I sat too long in the sun?
Or maybe starting to show my age?
Just forgot to turn the page
Doesn’t matter cos the poem is done

My turn to start another

2660

My turn to start another
Are you sure? Best ask your mother