A crowd soon gathered around
With cries of laughter abound
So he dried all his tears
And slapped my ears
A crowd soon gathered around
With cries of laughter abound
So he dried all his tears
And slapped my ears
So I knocked him flat to the ground!
The police were immediately called
The police were immediately called
But their enquiries soon stalled
The police were immediately called
But their enquiries soon stalled
They didnāt have a clue
The police were immediately called
But their enquiries soon stalled
They didnāt have a clue
Then out of the blue
The police were immediately called
But their enquiries soon stalled
They didnāt have a clue
Then out of the blue
Down to the cop-shop I was hauled
After a night in the cells
After a night in the cells
I noticed the sound of loud bells
After a night in the cells
I noticed the sound of loud bells
The fire alarm had gone off
After a night in the cells
I noticed the sound of loud bells
The fire alarm had gone off
When suddenly David Hasselhoff
After a night in the cells
I noticed the sound of loud bells
The fire alarm had gone off
When suddenly David Hasselhoff
Burst in and started to yell.
" You must let that woman go" said he
You must let that woman go" said he
Her job is to make coffee and tea
You must let that woman go" said he
Her job is to make coffee and tea
She may poison your drink
You must let that woman go" said he
Her job is to make coffee and tea
She may poison your drink
What? While sheās in the clink?
You must let that woman go said he
Her job is to make coffee and tea
She may poison your drink
What? While sheās in the clink?
Oh well, what will be will be.
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As Ted sat nodding off in his chair
As Ted sat nodding off in his chair
His missus came in and gave him a stare
As Ted sat nodding off in his chair
His missus came in and gave him a stare
Oh how he did snore
As Ted sat nodding off in his chair
His missus came in and gave him a stare
Oh how he did snore
like Dongles, the bore,