The Air Ambulance came to look at Gert’s eye
“MY word” she thought - “what a handsome guy”
But the guy was actually a girl
With earings of pearl
" But what the hell, I’ll give it a try"
“Hey there gorgeous, fancy a date”
“Hey there gorgeous, fancy a date”
Yes but Mum won’t allow me to stay out too late
“Hey there gorgeous, fancy a date”
Yes but Mum won’t allow me to stay out too late
“I’ll have you home by ten”
“Hey there gorgeous, fancy a date”
Yes but Mum won’t allow me to stay out too late
“I’ll have you home by ten”
“So what will we do then?”
" Hey there gorgeous, fancy a date?"
Yes but Mum won’t allow me to stay out too late
“I’ll have you home by ten”
“So what will we do then?”
" Howz about we just…mate?":shock:
Whilst waiting in Sainsbury’s queue
Whilst waiting in Sainsbury’s queue
I saw a young girl sniffing glue
Whilst waiting in Sainsbury’s queue
I saw a young girl sniffing glue
It had a nice smell
Whilst waiting in Sainsbury’s queue
I saw a young girl sniffing glue
It had a nice smell
And she was happy, you could tell
Whilst waiting in Sainsbury’s queue
I saw a young girl sniffing glue
It had a nice smell
And she was happy, you could tell
And I’m sure her morning just flew.
When somebody’s car wedged me in
When somebody’s car wedged me in
I decided to repay his sin
When somebody’s car wedged me in
I decided to repay his sin
I put a dent in his door
When somebody’s car wedged me in
I decided to repay his sin
I put a dent in his door
And then, further more
When somebody’s car wedged me in
I decided to repay his sin
I put a dent in his door
And then, further more
I gave him a kick in the shin.
He glared and got out of his Jeep
He glared and got out of his Jeep
He looked like a bit of a creep
He glared and got out of his Jeep
He looked like a bit of a creep
He was bigger than me
He glared and got out of his Jeep
He looked like a bit of a creep
He was bigger than me
So I kicked him on the knee
He glared and got out of his Jeep
He looked like a bit of a creep
He was bigger than me
So I kicked him on the knee
And boy did he start to weep
A crowd soon gathered around
A crowd soon gathered around
With cries of laughter abound
A crowd soon gathered around
With cries of laughter abound
So he dried all his tears