‘love is all around’ he said
As he gently caressed her head
‘Now I’m wishing I was lucky’
She said “Don’t be so damned mucky”
‘love is all around’ he said
As he gently caressed her head
‘Now I’m wishing I was lucky’
She said “Don’t be so damned mucky”
“You won’t have me less we’re wed.”
So a budding romance was soon over
So a budding romance was soon over
Along with a life living in clover
So a budding romance was soon over
Along with a life living in clover
But all was not lost
So a budding romance was soon over
Along with a life living in clover
But all was not lost
Because blowing the cost
So a budding romance was soon over
Along with a life living in clover
But all was not lost
Because blowing the cost
They eloped on the ferry at Dover
But the ferry hit a tanker halfway to France
But the ferry hit a tanker halfway to France
Right in the middle of their first dance
But the ferry hit a tanker halfway to France
Right in the middle of their first dance
As an immigrant dinghie floated by
But the ferry hit a tanker halfway to France
Right in the middle of their first dance
As an immigrant dinghie floated by
They said ‘Let’s jump, we must give it a try’
But the ferry hit a tanker halfway to France
Right in the middle of their first dance
As an immigrant dinghie floated by
They said ‘Let’s jump, we must give it a try’
So they leapt, leaving it all to chance…
As chance would have it, passing by
As chance would have it, passing by
Was a flotilla from the RNLI
As chance would have it, passing by
Was a flotilla from the RNLI
So lifebelts were thrown
As chance would have it, passing by
Was a flotilla from the RNLI
So lifebelts were thrown
In seas wild and blown
As chance would have it, passing by
Was a flotilla from the RNLI
So lifebelts were thrown
In seas wild and blown
But sadly one hit Gert & injured her eye.
New rhyme please Twink? 
Sorry I will do one now!
The Air Ambulance came to look at Gert’s eye
The Air Ambulance came to look at Gert’s eye
“MY word” she thought - “what a handsome guy”
The Air Ambulance came to look at Gert’s eye
“MY word” she thought - “what a handsome guy”
But the guy was actually a girl
The Air Ambulance came to look at Gert’s eye
“MY word” she thought - “what a handsome guy”
But the guy was actually a girl
With earings of pearl