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2501

So Jake scooped Gert up in his arms
Then he did the adder great harm(s)
He stamped on it with his boot
Without any further dispute
And Gert fell for his manly charms

Jake to her back to his tent

2502

Jake took her back to his tent
Where his passion he intended to vent

2503

Jake took her back to his tent
Where his passion he intended to vent
Gert began to swoon

2504

Jake took her back to his tent
Where his passion he intended to vent
Gert began to swoon
As they went behind a dune

2505

Jake took her back to his tent
Where his passion he intended to vent
Gert began to swoon
As they went behind a dune
And stayed until their passion was spent

As they lay in each others arms

2506

2507

As they lay in each others arms
enjoying each others charms

2508

As they lay in each others arms
enjoying each others charms
They heard someone shout - “Oi you old trout”

2509

As they lay in each others arms
enjoying each others charms
They heard someone shout - “Oi you old trout”
“I know you’re in there, come on out”

2510

As they lay in each others arms
enjoying each others charms
They heard someone shout - “Oi you old trout”
“I know you’re in there, come on out”
And the voice certainly raised alarms.

They sat up and grabbed for their clothes

2511

They sat up and grabbed for their clothes
But in their panic they froze

2512

They sat up and grabbed for their clothes
But in their panic they froze
An instant later and Jake cried

2513

They sat up and grabbed for their clothes
But in their panic they froze
An instant later and Jake cried
“If that’s my missus - I’m fried”

2514

They sat up and grabbed for their clothes
But in their panic they froze
An instant later and Jake cried
“If that’s my missus - I’m fried”
“But 'tis you my love, that I’ve chose”

Gert sobbed and reached for Jake’s hand

2515

Gert sobbed and reached for Jake’s hand
“Whatever the outcome, by you I will stand”

2516

Gert sobbed and reached for Jake’s hand
“Whatever the outcome, by you I will stand”
Then his missus burst in, with her big rolling pin

2517

How has everyone’s day been?

2518

Gert sobbed and reached for Jake’s hand
“Whatever the outcome, by you I will stand”
Then his missus burst in, with her big rolling pin
‘Jake Roberts this is the last time against me you’ll sin’

2519

Gert sobbed and reached for Jake’s hand
“Whatever the outcome, by you I will stand”
Then his missus burst in, with her big rolling pin
‘Jake Roberts this is the last time against me you’ll sin’
But things didn’t go as she’d planned.

His missus had made a wild swing

2520

His missus had made a wild swing
And tore off her wedding ring