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Old Bert was a gardener from Leeds
Who worked using packets of seeds
He grew all his veg and cut the lawn

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Old Bert was a gardener from Leeds
Who worked using packets of seeds
He grew all his veg and cut the lawn
Sometimes he’d work thru to dawn

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Old Bert was a gardener from Leeds
Who worked using packets of seeds
He grew all his veg and cut the lawn
Sometimes he’d work thru to dawn
But he didn’t like all the weeds.

Gert fancied a bathe in the sea

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Gert fancied a bathe in the sea
But she wouldn’t go in without me

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Gert fancied a bathe in the sea
But she wouldn’t go in without me
So she idled awhile

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Gert fancied a bathe in the sea
But she wouldn’t go in without me
So she idled awhile
As she sat on the stile

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Gert fancied a bathe in the sea
But she wouldn’t go in without me
So she idled awhile
As she sat on the stile
Then went into the sea for a pee

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Gert fancied a bathe in the sea
But she wouldn’t go in without me
So she idled awhile
As she sat on the stile
Then hurried in for afrernoon tea.

A young man arriving from Ghent

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After she’d emptied her bladder

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Sorry Cherie, Judd beat you to it. :slight_smile:

Gert fancied a bathe in the sea
But she wouldn’t go in without me
So she idled awhile
As she sat on the stile
Then went into the sea for a pee

After she’d emptied her bladder
She moved back and trod on an Adder

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After she’d emptied her bladder
She moved back and trod on an Adder
Now this aint much fun
no mistake

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After she’d emptied her bladder
She moved back and trod on an Adder
Now this aint much fun
no mistake
But she pinned it down with a rake

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After she’d emptied her bladder
She moved back and trod on an Adder
Now this aint much fun
no mistake
But she pinned it down with a rake
But all the snake did was get madder.

Big Jake then came onto the scene

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Big Jake then came onto the scene
And to rescue the damsel he was keen

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Big Jake then came onto the scene
And to rescue the damsel he was keen
“I’ll deal with that critter” yelled he

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Big Jake then came onto the scene
And to rescue the damsel he was keen
“I’ll deal with that critter” yelled he
"Don’t hurt him,"came Gert’s tearful plea

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Big Jake then came onto the scene
And to rescue the damsel he was keen
“I’ll deal with that critter” yelled he
"Don’t hurt him,"came Gert’s tearful plea
As she uttered a feminine scream.

So Jake scooped Gert up in his arms

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So Jake scooped Gert up in his arms
Then he did the adder great harm(s)

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So Jake scooped Gert up in his arms
Then he did the adder great harm(s)
He stamped on it with his boot

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So Jake scooped Gert up in his arms
Then he did the adder great harm(s)
He stamped on it with his boot
Without any further dispute