Just trying to make the best of a bad job with what we’ve got Tez. 
Fancy a nibble" asked Sally with a grin
As she wiped the saliva from her chin
“Not with this virus floating about”
I’d rather not get near your snout
So, feeling insulted, she kicked him on the shin.
“That came keen” said the vicar in shock
Appreciate that Barry , all I suggested is Swanee change the last word, and I hate that dismissive word ‘Whatever’. Have a nice day.
That wasn’t my expression nor my post Tez …
Sorry Barry mate, I know it wasn’t your post, I never intended it to look that way. Time to move on I think. With the ‘over the top’ full screen ads popping up every where the site is no fun anymore.
Must say I agree Tezza.
All these ads have got ridiculous now, and are very distracting.
“That came keen” said the vicar in shock
As he examined his leg and rolled down his sock
What adverts? Adblock is your friend.
That doesn’t rhyme Judsy. 
“That came keen” said the vicar in shock
As he examined his leg and rolled down his sock
He noticed bruises on his shin
Swannie loves this post.
“That came keen” said the vicar in shock
As he examined his leg and rolled down his sock
He noticed bruises on his shin
Then mumbled to himself “I cant win”
“Fancy a nibble” asked Sally with a grin
As she wiped the saliva from her chin
“Not with this virus floating about”
I’d rather not get near your snout
Not fair as I am a girl who likes to win
I don’t know what you’ve done here Swannie?
This the one that only needed the last line:
“That came keen” said the vicar in shock
As he examined his leg and rolled down his sock
He noticed bruises on his shin
Then mumbled to himself “I cant win”
But you seem to have gone back to the previous verse? 
:-D:-D:-D
I could do with a handyman here
I could do with a handyman here
When he comes I’ll give him a beer
“That came keen” said the vicar in shock
As he examined his leg and rolled down his sock
He noticed bruises on his shin
Then mumbled to himself “I can’t win”
Now I’ve just given my big toe a knock
I could do with a handyman here
When he comes I’ll give him a beer
Not Fosters I hope
[quote=“Judd, post: 1916076”]
I could do with a handyman here
When he comes I’ll give him a beer
Not Fosters I hope
Why not, even liked by the Pope
I could do with a handyman here
When he comes I’ll give him a beer
Not Fosters I hope
Why not, even liked by the Pope
It fills him full of good cheer.
Old Bert was a gardener from Leeds
Old Bert was a gardener from Leeds
Who worked using packets of seeds