The vicar then got a bit hot
Cos she put him in a bit of a spot
I am a man of god he implored
So please don’t think you have scored
The vicar then got a bit hot
Cos she put him in a bit of a spot
I am a man of god he implored
So please don’t think you have scored
Oh vicar that is a load of rot
Now the vicar left that parish
Now the vicar left that parish 
Hi there swannie.
Do us a favour me old mate , could you make the last word one that has a rhyming word, Bit hard rhyming with Parish.
Now the vicar left that parish
In clothes that were rather garish
Now the vicar left that parish
In clothes that were rather garish
He moved to the valley
(Well done Barry, though I agree with Tezza, the last line will not be easy).
Now the vicar left that parish
In clothes that were rather garish
He moved to the valley
Where he encountered Sally
Parish doesn’t rhyme with garish.
Whatever, Tezza!
I thought it close enough… 
Now the vicar left that parish
In clothes that were rather garish
He moved to the valley
Where he encountered Sally
Who was strolling along eating licorice.
“Fancy a nibble” asked Sally with a grin
“Fancy a nibble” asked Sally with a grin
As she wiped the saliva from her chin
“Fancy a nibble” asked Sally with a grin
“I’m not sure - that might be a sin”
“Fancy a nibble” asked Sally with a grin
As she wiped the saliva from her chin
“Not with this virus floating about”
Oi you, what was the matter with my one?
Ruddy cheek!
Yours was posted too late. 
What? :shock:
20 mins before yours?
Put yer specs on, man.
Be off with yer man, else you’ll get another wallop. 
I do beg your pardon everyone (except Judd).
Please carry on with however you wish.
Put YOUR specs on, your verses were posted almost an hour after LT’s.
Don’t ‘whatever me’ I started this limerick thread assuming it would result in limericks not Doggeral. As I said, Parish doesn’t rhyme with garish. If you bother to scroll back you would see I politely suggested to Swanee that it was difficult to follow parish. Barry tried but the result is the same, doggerel not limerick.
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Never have I been so embarrassed.
So sorry to hold everybody up.
“Fancy a nibble” asked Sally with a grin
As she wiped the saliva from her chin
“Not with this virus floating about”
I’d rather not get near your snout