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2421

Fred’s attitude was beyond the pale
He didn’t act like the average male
But he ogled the girls

2422

Fred’s attitude was beyond the pale
He didn’t act like the average male
But he ogled the girls
'Cos he loved their curls

2423

Fred’s attitude was beyond the pale
He didn’t act like the average male
But he ogled the girls
'Cos he loved their curls
Particularly a lady called Gail.

I once knew a chap called Eric

2424

I once knew a chap called Eric
Who went for a job as a cleric

2425

I once knew a chap called Eric
Who went for a job as a cleric
He said to the Dean

2426

I could do with a handyman here
Said Mups drinking her beer
They all let me down
And I’m in my nightgown
Lets hope it is not see thru sheer

2427

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2428

[quote=“Tezza, post: 1913731”]

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2429

[quote=“mart, post: 1913758”]

I once knew a chap called Eric
Who went for a job as a cleric
He said to the Dean
I really am not all that mean

2430

I once knew a chap called Eric
Who went for a job as a cleric
He said to the Dean
I really am not all that mean
And my mum said my real name is Derick

The dean was a crusty old bloke

2431

The dean was a crusty old bloke
Odd personality of mirrors and smoke

2432

The dean was a crusty old bloke
Odd personality of mirrors and smoke
In his gold cloak and hat

2433

The dean was a crusty old bloke
Odd personality of mirrors and smoke
In his gold cloak and hat
He dressed up in his flat

2434

The dean was a crusty old bloke
Odd personality of mirrors and smoke
In his gold cloak and hat
He dressed up in his flat
Till he swallowed a nut and did choke.

So the Vicar went round to see

2435

So the Vicar went round to see
If the late dean’s wife was free

2436

So the Vicar went round to see
If the late dean’s wife was free
She invited him in

2437

So the Vicar went round to see
If the late dean’s wife was free
She invited him in
To discuss a life of sin

2438

So the Vicar went round to see
If the late dean’s wife was free
She invited him in
To discuss a life of sin
With some cake and a strong cup of tea

The vicar then got a bit hot

2439

The vicar then got a bit hot
Cos she put him in a bit of a spot

2440

The vicar then got a bit hot
Cos she put him in a bit of a spot
I am a man of god he implored