Limericks. (New)

[Mups]

One morning in early June
Gert fell down in a sudden swoon
For George Clooney walked past

(Sorry Barry, Cherie beat you to it).

[Tezza]

One morning in early June
Gert fell down in a sudden swoon
For George Clooney walked past
But Fred couldn’t be arsed

[Mups]

One morning in early June
Gert fell down in a sudden swoon
For George Clooney walked past
But Fred couldn’t be arsed
And went off to the pub at last.

When the farmer checked on his Boar

[Swannie148]

All he heard was a great load roar

[Last_Tango]

When the farmer checked on his boar
All he heard was a great loud roar
Much to his distress

[Barry]

When the farmer checked on his boar
All he heard was a great loud roar
Much to his distress
For the sty was a mess

[Swannie148]

When the farmer checked on his boar
All he heard was a great loud roar
Much to his distress
For the sty was a mess
Undeterred he let out a hearty guffaw.

[Barry]

@Swannie148

When the farmer checked on his boar
All he heard was a great loud roar
Much to his distress
For the sty was a mess
Undeterred he let out a hearty guffaw.

(Now you have to start the next one with the first line mate… )

[Mups]

Shall we carry on?

The wind’s getting up outside

[Barry]

The wind’s getting up outside
It’s blowing the door open wide

[Judd]

@Mups

One morning in early June
Gert fell down in a sudden swoon
For George Clooney walked past
But Fred couldn’t be arsed
And went off to the pub at last.

When the farmer checked on his Boar

Since when did last rhyme with June?

[Judd]

The wind’s getting up outside
It’s blowing the door open wide
The windows are rattling too

[Barry]

The wind’s getting up outside
It’s blowing the door open wide
The windows are rattling too
And I don’t know what to do

[Cherie_B]

The wind’s getting up outside
It’s blowing the door open wide
The windows are rattling too
And I don’t know what to do
I suggest that you go and hide!

We have a new member from down under

[Barry]

We have a new member from down under
Whose country is just full of wonder

[Mups]

@Judd

Since when did last rhyme with June?

Damn your bones man.

OK, my mistake. 'Twas George’s fault.

[Mups]

We have a new member from down under
Whose country is just full of wonder
With Koalas and 'Roos

[Cherie_B]

We have a new member from down under
Whose country is just full of wonder
With Koalas and 'Roos
There’s just so much to choose

[Barry]

We have a new member from down under
Whose country is just full of wonder
With Koalas and 'Roos
There’s just so much to choose
And I’m spoiled for choice what to plunder.

Fred’s attitude was beyond the pale

[Cherie_B]

Fred’s attitude was beyond the pale
He didn’t act like the average male.