I grinned and sagely nodded my head
As I threw a duck a bit more bread
But then on the horizon a storm appeared
Didn’t like thunder, and lightning I feared
I grinned and sagely nodded my head
As I threw a duck a bit more bread
But then on the horizon a storm appeared
Didn’t like thunder, and lightning I feared
Then decided to go back to bed
The storm soon went off on its way
The storm soon went off on its way
To reveal a sunny day
The storm soon went off on its way
To reveal a sunny day
Not a cloud in the sky
The storm soon went off on its way
To reveal a sunny day
Not a cloud in the sky
So I just wondered why
The storm soon went off on its way
To reveal a sunny day
Not a cloud in the sky
So I just wondered why
Things were looking rather grey!
Could it be the letter from my bank?
Could it be the letter from my bank?
Couldn’t care less to be frank
Could it be the letter from my bank?
Couldn’t care less to be frank
'Cause in truth I have no cash
Could it be the letter from my bank?
Couldn’t care less to be frank
'Cause in truth I have no cash -
Except of course a wee small stash
Could it be the letter from my bank?
Couldn’t care less to be frank
'Cause in truth I have no cash -
Except of course a wee small stash
I nicked from a bloke called hank
A zookeeper cleaning a cage
A zookeeper cleaning a cage
Was beginning to feel his age
A zookeeper cleaning a cage
Was beginning to feel his age
As he shovelled out the muck
A zookeeper cleaning a cage
Was beginning to feel his age
As he shovelled out the muck
His barrow got stuck
(Morning Barry :-))
A zookeeper cleaning a cage
Was beginning to feel his age
As he shovelled out the muck
His barrow got stuck
So he stormed out of the pen in a rage
So here’s a little ditty about Gert
(Morning Mups 
)
So here’s a little ditty about Gert
Who only laid bets on a cert
So here’s a little ditty about Gert
Who only laid bets on a cert
Then she had a big win
So here’s a little ditty about Gert
Who only laid bets on a cert
Then she had a big win
And discovered new kin
So here’s a little ditty about Gert
Who only laid bets on a cert
Then she had a big win
And discovered new kin
And became a tewrrible flirt.
One morning in early June
One morning in early June
Gert fell down in a sudden swoon
One morning in early June
I was in awe of the beauty of the moon