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He decided to start a list
Just jotting down the gist
But he got stuck on page one
He’d forgot everyone
Like they never did exist.

While feeding the ducks in the park

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Posted too late

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While feeding the ducks in the park
Noah sailed passed in his Ark

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While feeding the ducks in the park
Noah sailed passed in his Ark
I stared, then I blinked

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While feeding the ducks in the park
Noah sailed passed in his Ark
I stared, then I blinked
Old Noah just winked

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While feeding the ducks in the park
Noah sailed passed in his Ark
I stared, then I blinked
Old Noah just winked
So close I saw his birthmark! :lol:

I sat down on the grass to think

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I sat down on the grass to think
And decided I needed a drink

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I sat down on the grass to think
And decided I needed a drink
But the cafe and pub were shut

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I sat down on the grass to think
And decided I needed a drink
But the cafe and pub were shut
So I wandered off for a strut

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I sat down on the grass to think
And decided I needed a drink
But the cafe and pub were shut
So I wandered off for a strut
And saw something that made me blink!

There in front of my very eyes

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There in front of my very eyes
A man was unzipping his flies! :lol:

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There in front of my very eyes
A man was unzipping his flies!
But it’s quite safe to say

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There in front of my very eyes
A man was unzipping his flies!
But it’s quite safe to say
As he minced on his way

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There in front of my very eyes
A man was unzipping his flies!
But it’s quite safe to say
As he minced on his way
I think that was best and wise.

I mooched on and looked for a seat

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I mooched on and looked for a seat
Met A PC out walking his beat

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I mooched on and looked for a seat
Met A PC out walking his beat
He looked me up and down

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I mooched on and looked for a seat
Met A PC out walking his beat
He looked me up and down
Then said, with a frown

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I mooched on and looked for a seat
Met A PC out walking his beat
He looked me up and down
Then said, with a frown
This job plays havoc with your feet!

I grinned and sagely nodded my head

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I grinned and sagely nodded my head
As I threw a duck a bit more bread

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I grinned and sagely nodded my head
As I threw a duck a bit more bread
But then on the horizon a storm appeared