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2301

Why do I do this" he thought
Am I scared of getting caught?
I’ll ask old Ernie down the pub

2302

Why do I do this" he thought
Am I scared of getting caught?
I’ll ask old Ernie down the pub
If he’s not down the river, catching chub

2303

Why do I do this" he thought
Am I scared of getting caught?
I’ll ask old Ernie down the pub
If he’s not down the river, catching chub
As I’m tired of feeling so fraught.

So off downt he pub Fred went

2304

So off down the pub Fred went
Knowing it’s a fiver well spent

2305

So off down the pub Fred went
Knowing it’s a fiver well spent
Cos old Ernie was wise

2306

So off down the pub Fred went
Knowing it’s a fiver well spent
Cos old Ernie was wise
He wore a disguise

2307

So off down the pub Fred went
Knowing it’s a fiver well spent
Cos old Ernie was wise
He wore a disguise
Even splashed on his favourite scent.

His mate was stood at the bar

2308

His mate was stood at the bar
Watching the ladies from afar

2309

His mate was stood at the bar
Watching the ladies from afar
So Fred pulled out a stool

2310

His mate was stood at the bar
Watching the ladies from afar
So Fred pulled out a stool
And acted real cool

2311

His mate was stood at the bar
Watching the ladies from afar
So Fred pulled out a stool
And acted real cool
Though his eyes stung from Ernie’s cigar.

“Freddie my friend, want some Ale?”

2312

“Freddie my friend, want some ale?”
“Maybe Stout cos you look a bit pale”

2313

“Freddie my friend, want some ale?”
“Maybe Stout cos you look a bit pale”
“I need your advice” said Fred

2314

“Freddie my friend, want some ale?”
“Maybe Stout cos you look a bit pale”
“I need your advice” said Fred
“About a lady that has turned my head”

2315

“Freddie my friend, want some ale?”
“Maybe Stout cos you look a bit pale”
“I need your advice” said Fred
“About a lady that has turned my head”
And my thoughts could put me in jail.

Fred’s mate then muttered oh dear

2316

Fred’s mate then muttered oh dear
Your chances are slender, I fear

2317

Fred’s mate then muttered oh dear
Your chances are slender, I fear
“Because the lady in question”

2318

Fred’s mate then muttered oh dear
Your chances are slender, I fear
“Because the lady in question”
Is full of aggression

2319

Fred’s mate then muttered oh dear
Your chances are slender, I fear
“Because the lady in question”
Is full of aggression
At this poor old Fred shed a tear

Cheer up said his mate, it’s all right

2320

Cheer up said his mate, it’s all right
But Fred was angry and full of fight