Maud decided to colour her hair
But she wasn’t to bright to be fair
So she chose a vivid red
Hoping to entice Fred
Maud decided to colour her hair
But she wasn’t to bright to be fair
So she chose a vivid red
Hoping to entice Fred
But Fred said “I really don’t care”
Poor old maud really got so upset
Poor old maud really got so upset
Fred spurned her, much to her regret
Poor old maud really got so upset
Fred spurned her, much to her regret
But with the success of her hair
Poor old maud really got so upset
Fred spurned her, much to her regret
But with the success of her hair
Maud then looked elsewhere
Poor old maud really got so upset
Fred spurned her, much to her regret
But with the success of her hair
Maud then looked elsewhere
Poor Fred then broke into a sweat
But maud thought I’ve now had enough
But maud thought I’ve now had enough
Fred disnae ken I’m a guid bit o’ stuff
But maud thought I’ve now had enough
Fred disnae ken I’m a guid bit o’ stuff
He’ll soon rue the day
But maud thought I’ve now had enough
Fred disnae ken I’m a guid bit o’ stuff
He’ll soon rue the day
“I’ll make the bugger pay”
But maud thought I’ve now had enough
Fred disnae ken I’m a guid bit o’ stuff
He’ll soon rue the day
“I’ll make the bugger pay”
He’ll not have another bit of fluff!
Poor Fred was so quiet and shy
Poor Fred was so quiet and shy
He spent hours gazing at the sky
Poor Fred was so quiet and shy
He spent hours gazing at the sky
And dreamt of a time he would find a mate
Poor Fred was so quiet and shy
He spent hours gazing at the sky
And dreamt of a time he would find a mate
Scared to even have a first date
Poor Fred was so quiet and shy
He spent hours gazing at the sky
And dreamt of a time he would find a mate
Scared to even have a first date
Then a young lady passed by
“My name is Ethel, what’s yours?” She said
My name is Ethel, what’s yours?" She said
Taken aback, he just muttered “Fred”
Oops! Too late EZ
My name is Ethel, what’s yours?" She said
Taken aback, he just muttered “Fred”
She sure was a beauty
My name is Ethel, what’s yours?" She said
Taken aback, he just muttered “Fred”
She sure was a beauty
And a little bit fruity
My name is Ethel, what’s yours?" She said
Taken aback, he just muttered “Fred”
She sure was a beauty
And a little bit fruity
But Fred panicked and just fled.
“Why do I do this” he thought
Why do I do this" he thought
Am I scared of getting caught?