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On a warm sunny morning in May
Oh yes I remember that day
The bluebells in flower
And hardly a shower

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On a warm sunny morning in May
Oh yes I remember that day
The bluebells in flower
And hardly a shower
But it’s now all gone back to grey

The weather is threatening more rain

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The weather is threatening more rain
Let’s hope we aren’t flooded again

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The weather is threatening more rain
Let’s hope we aren’t flooded again
With mud up to here

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The weather is threatening more rain
Let’s hope we aren’t flooded again
With mud up to here
And my wellies, I fear

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The weather is threatening more rain
Let’s hope we aren’t flooded again
With mud up to here
And my wellies, I fear
I do wish now that I’d moved to Spain

I wish, thought the dog, as he chased the stick

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I wish, thought the dog, as he chased the stick
I’d joined the Police and worked at the nick

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I wish, thought the dog, as he chased the stick
I’d joined the Police and worked at the nick
I could scent and give chase

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I wish,thought the dog, as he chased the stick
I’d joined the Police and worked at the nick
I could scent and give chase
All over the place

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I wish,thought the dog, as he chased the stick
I’d joined the Police and worked at the nick
I could scent and give chase
All over the place
And they’d feed me on steak, all juicy and thick.

But his dreams, I fear, were turned to dust

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But his dreams, I fear, were turned to dust
As he got dragged off to another drug bust

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But his dreams, I fear, were turned to dust
As he got dragged off to another drug bust
Then he jumped out the van

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But his dreams, I fear, were turned to dust
As he got dragged off to another drug bust
Then he jumped out the van
Into the arms of a man

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But his dreams, I fear, were turned to dust
As he got dragged off to another drug bust
Then he jumped out the van
Into the arms of a man
Who fell flat on his back and cussed.

“Gerroff me ya mutt” the drug dealer yelled

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“Gerroff me ya mutt” the drug dealer yelled
As the dealer, by the dog was felled

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“Gerroff me ya mutt” the drug dealer yelled
As the dealer, by the dog was felled
Snarling and biting the dog held tight

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“Gerroff me ya mutt” the drug dealer yelled
As the dealer, by the dog was felled
Snarling and biting the dog held tight
Whilst the man turned a paler shade of white!

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“Gerroff me ya mutt” the drug dealer yelled
As the dealer, by the dog was felled
Snarling and biting the dog held tight
Whilst the man turned a paler shade of white!
He soon gave up as he felt compelled.

Maud decided to colour her hair

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Maud decided to colour her hair
But she wasn’t to bright to be fair

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Maud decided to colour her hair
But she wasn’t to bright to be fair
So she chose a vivid red