My choice now is love or food
It’s love for me, but it has to be good
Good it may be, but …
I much prefer nosh to smut
My choice now is love or food
It’s love for me, but it has to be good
Good it may be, but …
I much prefer nosh to smut
If I can get in the mood. 
There was a young man from Hythe
There was a young man from Hythe
Who cut off his leg with a scythe
There was a young man from Hythe
Who cut off his leg with a scythe
To the hospital he hopped
There was a young man from Hythe
Who cut off his leg with a scythe
To the hospital he hopped
Maybe his bad leg could be swapped?
There was a young man from Hythe
Who cut off his leg with a scythe
To the hospital he hopped
Maybe his bad leg could be swapped?
In agony he did writhe.
Did you know the lady from Cork
Did you know the lady from Cork
Of course I did, she can’t 'arf talk
Did you know the lady from Cork
Of course I did, she can’t 'arf talk
But now she seems muted
Did you know the lady from Cork
Of course I did, she can’t 'arf talk
But now she seems muted
It’s since she was looted
Did you know the lady from Cork
Of course I did, she can’t 'arf talk
But now she seems muted
It’s since she was looted
And her kids were delivered by stork
My son surely glowed with pride
My son surely glowed with pride
His smile was real high and wide
My son surely glowed with pride
His smile was real high and wide
Today he’d be wed
My son surely glowed with pride
His smile was real high and wide
Today he’d be wed
His childhood then shed
My son surely glowed with pride
His smile was real high and wide
Today he’d be wed
His childhood then shed
As he continues life with his new bride
until …
“If anyone here present should know”
" If anyone here present should know"
“Why my nose is all big and aglow”
If anyone here present should know"
“Why my nose is all big and aglow”
Speak now or hold your peace
If anyone here present should know
Why my nose is all big and aglow
Speak now or hold your peace
Hurry up i’m gonna sneeze
If anyone here present should know
Why my nose is all big and aglow
Speak now or hold your peace
Hurry up i’m gonna sneeze
Well don’t pick it with your big toe!
On a warm sunny morning in May
On a warm sunny morning in May
Oh yes I remember that day
On a warm sunny morning in May
Oh yes I remember that day
The bluebells in flower