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2221

Despite being just 4ft three
And 2ft six at the knee
The lady could do
Nothing but coo

2222

Despite being just 4ft three
And 2ft six at the knee
The lady could do
Nothing but coo
Like a pigeon stuck up in a tree

I had some pigs trotters for tea

2223

I had some pigs trotters for tea
What’s odd is there were only three

2224

I had some pigs trotters for tea
What’s odd is there were only three
But could a 3-legged pig

2225

I had some pigs trotters for tea
What’s odd is there were only three
But could a 3-legged pig
Do an old Irish jig

2226

I had some pigs trotters for tea
What’s odd is there were only three
But could a 3-legged pig
Do an old Irish jig

To the tune of ‘old mother mcree’

Nelson stood before the mast

2227

Nelson stood before the mast
His arm and eye just things of the past

2228

Nelson stood before the mast
His arm and eye just things of the past
“Kiss me, Hardy” he did plead

2229

Nelson stood before the mast
His arm and eye just things of the past
“Kiss me, Hardy” he did plead
Hardy winced, but still agreed

2230

Nelson stood before the mast
His arm and eye just things of the past
“Kiss me, Hardy” he did plead
Hardy winced, but still agreed
“No tongues is OK, but make it last”

Walking down the street, had a skip in my step

2231

Walking down the street, had a skip in my step
When I tripped and injured my bicep

2232

Walking down the street, had a skip in my step
When I tripped and injured my bicep
With severe pain in my palm

2233

Walking down the street, had a skip in my step
When I tripped and injured my bicep
With severe pain in my palm
I rubbed on some balm

2234

Walking down the street, had a skip in my step
When I tripped and injured my bicep
With severe pain in my palm
I rubbed on some balm
Then I went home and cooked up some crepes

I love a good pancake, lemon and sugar

2235

I love a good pancake, lemon and sugar
Shared with my girlfriend who’s really a looker.

2236

I love a good pancake, lemon and sugar
Shared with my girlfriend who’s really a looker
She has gorgeous blue eyes

2237

I love a good pancake, lemon and sugar
Shared with my girlfriend who’s really a looker
She has gorgeous blue eyes
And lovely soft thighs

2238

I love a good pancake, lemon and sugar
Shared with my girlfriend who’s really a looker
She has gorgeous blue eyes
And lovely soft thighs
But, unfortunately, is a stranger to a cooker!

My choice now is love or food

2239

My choice now is love or food
It’s love for me, but it has to be good

2240

My choice now is love or food
It’s love for me, but it has to be good
Good it may be, but