I say Sir, you shouldn’t do that
He replied, “Up yours you prat”
I’ll pee where I like
“Go take a hike!”
And with that - he turned round and spat!
This man had been selling ice cream
This man had been selling ice cream
Then did something obscene
This man had been selling ice cream
Then did something obscene
So I stood up to give him what-for
This man had been selling ice cream
Then did something really obscene
So I stood up to give him what-for
He laughed as he walked out the door
This man had been selling ice cream
Then did something really obscene
So I stood up to give him what-for
He laughed as he walked out the door
While another lady did scream.
He put me off cornets for life
He put me off cornets for life
Because he caused me so much strife
He put me off cornets for life
Because he caused me so much strife
But was it illegal we wonder
He put me off cornets for life
Because he caused me so much strife
But was it illegal we wonder
It was surely a blunder
He put me off cornets for life
Because he caused me so much strife
But was it illegal we wonder
It was surely a blunder
To do it in front of his wife…
“What were you thinking” she said quite enraged
“What were you thinking” she said quite enraged
“You were on the beach - not on the stage”!
Yet the things that you wore
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“What were you thinking” she said quite enraged
“You were on the beach - not on the stage”!
“Yet the things that you wore”
“Were sure to make you sore”
What were you thinking" she said quite enraged
“You were on the beach - not on the stage”!
“Yet the things that you wore”
“Were sure to make you sore”
He said “give it a rest, turn the page”
As the ferry pulled out from the docks
As the ferry pulled out from the docks
Trying to avoid the big rocks
As the ferry pulled out from the docks
Trying to avoid the big rocks
The captain called to the mate
As the ferry pulled out from the docks
Trying to avoid the big rocks
The captain called to the mate
“Hard 'a port would be great”
As the ferry pulled out from the docks
Trying to avoid the big rocks
The captain called to the mate
“Hard 'a port would be great”
A’fore we all finish up in our box!"
Despite being just 4ft three
Despite being just 4ft three
And 2ft six at the knee
Despite being just 4ft three
And 2ft six at the knee
The lady could do