When the donkey spotted the goat
He could not but admire his coat
So shiny and sleek
It made his knees go weak
So he went for a row in his boat
On the lake he encountered a duck
On the lake he encountered a duck
But instead of a quack he said Cluck!
A woman once streaked in the street
Wearing nothing but socks on her feet
On the lake he encountered a duck
But instead of a quack he said Cluck!
So the donkey, quite bemused
On the lake he encountered a duck
But instead of a quack he said Cluck!
So the donkey, quite bemused
Thought Duck must be confused
On the lake he encountered a duck
But instead of a quack he said Cluck!
So the donkey, quite bemused
Thought Duck must be confused
And just wished the mallard âGood Luckâ
'Twas a sunny day in old London town
Twas a sunny day in old London town
The great city thatâs run by a clown
Twas a sunny day in old London town
The great city thatâs run by a clown
But will Sadiq Khan get a grip do you think
Twas a sunny day in old London town
The great city thatâs run by a clown
But will Sadiq Khan get a grip do you think?
Only if he lays off the drink!
Twas a sunny day in old London town
The great city thatâs run by a clown
But will Sadiq Khan get a grip do you think?
Only if he lays off the drink!
Else heâll have to answer to the Crown.
One day on the beach in Torquay
One day on the beach in Torquay
I saw something I shouldnât see
A woman once streaked in the street
Wearing nothing but socks on her feet
One day on the beach in Torquay
I saw something I shouldnât see
Hi Arena . The idea is to add a line to the previous set.
One day on the beach in Torquay
I saw something I shouldnât see
On the incoming tide
limericks
:shock:I thought I had
One day on the beach in Torquay
I saw something I shouldnât see
On the incoming tide
I plainly espied
One day on the beach in Torquay
I saw something I shouldnât see
On the incoming tide
I plainly espied
The ice cream man having a wee!
I say Sir, you shouldnât do that
I say Sir, you shouldnât do that
He replied, âUp yours you pratâ
I say Sir, you shouldnât do that
He replied, âUp yours you pratâ
Iâll pee where I like
I say Sir, you shouldnât do that
He replied, âUp yours you pratâ
Iâll pee where I like
âGo take a hike!â