Then huffing and puffing he said
“Why don’t we just go up to bed?”
She smiled looking coy
Said “but Judd, you’re such a big boy”
But don’t let it go to your head
So upstairs they went
So upstairs they went
The room heady with scent
So upstairs they went
The room heady with scent
The bed so soft and warm
So upstairs they went
The room heady with scent
The bed soft and warm
They kicked up a storm
So upstairs they went
The room heady with scent
The bed soft and warm
They kicked up a storm
Twas half the night before they were spent.
“You must be an athlete” said Mo with a grin
“You must be an athlete” said Mo with a grin
As she gazed in his eyes, then kissed his chin
“You must be an athlete” said Mo with a grin
As she gazed in his eyes, then kissed his chin
Judd just smiled, his lust now sated
“You must be an athlete” said Mo with a grin
As she gazed in his eyes, then kissed his chin
Judd just smiled, his lust now sated
But mo’s lust still was unabated
“You must be an athlete” said Mo with a grin
As she gazed in his eyes, then kissed his chin
Judd just smiled, his lust now sated
But mo’s lust still was unabated
And she wished that he had a twin!
One night with a bright full moon
One night with a bright full moon
The dish ran away with the spoon
One night with a bright full moon
The dish ran away with the spoon
All the way to Gretna Green
One night with a bright full moon
The dish ran away with the spoon
All the way to Gretna Green
The dynamic duo could be seen
One night with a bright full moon
The dish ran away with the spoon
All the way to Gretna Green
The dynamic duo could be seen
Waiting to spend their honeymoon.
There was a young lady from Gwent
There was a young lady from Gwent
Who was in love with an artist from Kent
There was a young lady from Gwent
Who was in love with an artist from Kent
He wanted to paint her
There was a young lady from Gwent
Who was in love with an artist from Kent
He wanted to paint her
All draped in fur
There was a young lady from Gwent
Who was in love with an artist from Kent
He wanted to paint her
All draped in fur
But couldn’t get her consent.
When the donkey spotted the goat
When the donkey spotted the goat
He could not but admire his coat
When the donkey spotted the goat
He could not but admire his coat
So shiny and sleek
When the donkey spotted the goat
He could not but admire his coat
So shiny and sleek
It made his knees go weak