Chastised and shamed he slunk away
And sat at his till, till along came May
He couldn’t resist her, his lust unabated
Feeling horny and frustrated
But, alas, oor wee May is gay
Non-plussed, he looked further afield
Non-plussed, he looked further afield
He tried it on with Mavis, but she just squealed
Non-plussed, he looked further afield
He tried it on with Mavis, but she just squealed
His next target was the till-girl Flo
Non-plussed, he looked further afield
He tried it on with Mavis, but she just squealed
His next target was the till-girl Flo
But she gave him a slap and said “No”
Non-plussed he looked further afield
He tried it on with Mavis, but she just squealed
His next target was till-girl Flo
But she gave him a slap and said “No”
In the end he found no-one would yield.
That night he cried through till dawn
That night he cried through till dawn
Then got up and rang his mate Shaun
That night he cried through till dawn
Then got up and rang his mate Shaun
Shaun said " Leave it out!"
That night he cried through till dawn
Then got up and rang his mate Shaun
Shaun said " Leave it out!"
“What a lot of rubbish you spout”
That night he cried through till dawn
Then got up and rang his mate Shaun
Shaun said " Leave it out!"
“What a lot of rubbish you spout”
Get a grip son, and lay off the porn
His mate Shaun thought hang on a bit
His mate Shaun thought hang on a bit
He needs some fun - the miserable git
His mate Shaun thought hang on a bit
He needs some fun - the miserable git
So I’ll find him a bird on the net
His mate Shaun thought hang on a bit
He needs some fun - the miserable git
So I’ll find him a bird on the net
She could be the best one yet
His mate Shaun thought hang on a bit
He needs some fun - the miserable git
So I’ll find him a bird on the net
She could be the best one yet
So off to the East he did flit
He met this young lady called mo
He met this young lady called Mo
It was love at first sight and so
He met this young lady called Mo
It was love at first sight and so
As he gazed in her eyes
He met this young lady called Mo
It was love at first sight and so
As he gazed in her eyes
And fondled her thighs
He met this young lady called Mo
It was love at first sight and so
As he gazed in her eyes
And fondled her thighs
Their passion was at a fast flow!
Then huffing and puffing he said
Then huffing and puffing he said
“Why don’t we just go to bed?”
Then huffing and puffing he said
“Why don’t we just go up to bed?”
She smiled looking coy
Then huffing and puffing he said
“Why don’t we just go up to bed?”
She smiled looking coy
Said “but Judd, you’re such a big boy”